Wednesday, November 28, 2012


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  1. ba boom cha

  2. I went to the library and asked the librarian where the self-help section was. She said, “Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose?”

  3. I want to write a book in braille but use sharp shards of glass for the little word bumps. That’ll teach the blind fuckers to try reading like the rest of us normal folk.

    If you’re worried about me offending blind people don’t worry, they’ll never see this.

  4. ^ Computers can read stuff to blind people now. Just sayin’…

  5. ^ See, this is a perfect example of modern technology gone insane!

    I mean for fucks sake why are we helping eye spaz’s read when there is still no such thing as 3D horse porn. It’s just all fucking wrong and back to front I tells ya!

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