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Thursday, March 3, 2011

OUTTA Birth CONTROL

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1. Pack March 3rd, 2011 at 10:02 am

   poo.

2. Hawkbit March 3rd, 2011 at 10:07 am

   Bangs? Go on.

3. rawnuh March 3rd, 2011 at 10:14 am

   jennifer, girl, you better put some real thought into this…bangs are a big commitment. it takes to time to grow them back out. and if you cut them too short the first time, well…you’re shit out of luck. as for the abortion…it takes 20 min, and if you don’t opt to be knocked out, you can be in and out in 30. grab me after the abo, we’ll hit the mall and get those funky brows waxed for your NEW BANGS!! xoxo

4. rawnuh March 3rd, 2011 at 10:16 am

   (i suppose that would be been a long text)

5. rawnuh March 3rd, 2011 at 10:16 am

   (drunk)

6. origamifrog March 3rd, 2011 at 10:37 am

   Greg is stealing from the Oatmeal.

   http://theoatmeal.com/comics/abortion_clinic

7. vikesgal March 3rd, 2011 at 10:53 am

   Jenny Jenny Jenny, If you can see this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get the abortion. I have the feeling you would be one of those ppl who kills their baby for interrupting farmville.

8. knowyourgod March 3rd, 2011 at 11:27 am

   Hope you know, Jesse’s last name is mentioned in a post.

9. Miss Shegas March 3rd, 2011 at 12:17 pm

   Oh, sounds like Jennifer has already got the hang of the bangs if she’s thinking of having an abortion.

   Worst reason to become a parent? You’re too stupid to avoid getting knocked up in the first place.

10. dakyras March 3rd, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    How do you pronounce “textttt”?

11. throwingtofu March 3rd, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    What is it with the under-21 crowd and this obsession with repeating the last letter of a sentenceeeeeee

12. stomabeutel March 3rd, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    #9 I agree, I think that the US government should do mandatory IQ tests when kids reach the reproductive age. Kids with a high risk of becoming parents due to sheer ignorance or measurable stupidity could be either neutered or given a mild form of euthanasia.

13. lametothemin March 3rd, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    What’s a mild form of euthanasia?

14. throwingtofu March 3rd, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    lametothemin – I think it’s kinda like being “somewhat pregnant”.

15. Jonjones March 3rd, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    This gives me an idea for a business which involves getting your hair cut while simultaneously receiving an abortion. I’ll call it “baby cutz”.

16. stomabeutel March 4th, 2011 at 3:46 am

    #13 Well technically it doesn’t exist but it sounds nicer somehow. More comforting.

17. saxon March 4th, 2011 at 6:50 am

    Too many ‘bangs’ led you to consider abortion, think about that before you get your hair cut.

18. itsmehere March 6th, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Why delete the name ‘Clark’ after Jesse’s name at the top, but leave it in when Brian makes a comment. Kida defeats the purpose, yeah?

19. aleesh87 March 17th, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    I hope God forgives me for laughing at all of Jesse’s post :p

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