Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Overheard in Starbucks

previous post: What a guy wants



  1. Mobydkman and his mom need to learn how to whisper!
    Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverrrrrrrrrrrr! !!

  2. I call bullshit.

  3. ..So you didn’t get her number?

  4. Of course he can. And if you allow it, it isn’t even rape.

  5. Put it in her mouth!…………..in her motherfucking mouth!

  6. The Beast Among Us

    By “teenage” he means “thirteen.” She just graduated from elementary school.

  7. Who fucking talks to their mom like that?

  8. Capn I do.

    The ‘Thou Shalt Not Fornicate Before Graduation’ commandment sounds like it’s on pretty shaky theological grounds to me. After all didn’t most of the biblical figures enjoy sticking it into kids?

    Gods’ much more concerned with graven images and the next door neighbours ox to be bothered about students fucking each other in the brown box.

  9. Yes daughter. He can put it in your butt. Just relax.

  10. Hey what’s for lunch?

  11. Yeah, well!

  12. BorderlineDane

    try condoms…won´t ruin your life and also makes sure you do´t get std

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