Thursday, May 7, 2020

Domain Name

Comedian Brian Gaar said “The best part about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.” The only possible explanation for Elon Musk and his girlfriend, Grimes, giving their child this name is that they hate everyone on earth and had to create a whole new name. You know it’s a weird name when literally any character name from ‘Star Wars’ would make more sense. At least we can type C-3PO on a keyboard.

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The Perfect Opener

‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have played hide-and-seek at all.

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Survive

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Dog Alarm

If a house has a piano in it, they immediately seem cultured. They probably wear black turtlenecks, can speak French and floss every night. The moral of this story: Get a giant piano like in the movie ‘Big,’ and you’ll be the most cultured person on the block.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Bulk Buy Clapbacks

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