Saturday, October 1, 2011


previous post: Wins Before the Weekend



  1. FIRED!

  2. Pedo exposed xp

  3. Wasn’t difficult to find Roy Koosher on FB; still uses the same pic, if it’s even a real profile.

  4. Ah, and his fat former student Larry Gooseman, both from Katy, Texas.

  5. Okay, reading Larry’s wall, I’m sure it’s a fake profile and this whole post is fake.

  6. Yeah it says his DOB is in 83…… Koosher’s that is

  7. Very fake profile. Some people have too much time and too little life.

  8. I don’t care. They’re both utter morons.

  9. This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass

  10. ^^^ See what happens? This is what happens, Larry!

  11. It should’ve been Walter Sobchak that posted the above, though.

  12. i wondered why they did not blur them out better 🙁

  13. wooooow is “larry” freaking huge or what

  14. Duck taping…is that like chicken taping? Or Woodpecker taping?

  15. I’ve had a look through most of Larry’s wall. I can’t decide if he’s for real or not, but if he is, he is one very disturbed individual. And by the looks of it, Lamebook isn’t the first place to have a Larry post. One of his earlier posts must have been on Reddit.

  16. Raylay89, Duck Tape is a brand of duct tape. It’s not really wrong to use the brand name instead of the more generic name.

  17. Aside from the black eye presumably obtained from his parents when asking if there was any salad available, Larry looks exactly like his old Teacher.

  18. Larry appears to have some inordinately cute bangs. It’s fat guy chic now. Perhaps he can grow it out a bit more and rock a pristine mall girl bitch flip, circa-1995.

  19. Oh, and by the way, it’s lovely to be here with you all. I’ve been reading the site for quite a long time now and have finally seen fit to throw in and abandon my lurking. A generous handful of you are actually quite clever and/or humorous. A minority to be sure, but still superior in the chode-to-human being ratio, an uncommon feat for anything on the Internet.

  20. They do look crazy similar.

  21. Well, it appears fake, inasmuch as I’m sure Koosher would have had to reveal his sex offender history when applying for a new job.

  22. Am I the only one who remembers Larry from a previous Lamebook post? I don’t remember what it was, but unfortunately I don’t think I’ll ever forget that fat and beat up face.

  23. I found two coworkers on the sex offender registry. Apparently they failed to mention it on their applications. So much for background checks.

  24. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    The best part is that Larry looks like even more of a paedophile than the teacher.

  25. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff


    Hypothetically, assuming it was real; why would you leap to the conclusion that he actually was guilty of what Larry says he was guilty of? People make up bullshit about teachers all the time, and Larry has the shifty, dead eyes of a fat liar.

  26. @spacetoast, larrys picture truly does rape the eyes doesn’t it

  27. Larry looks like Pearl the fat vampire in Blade. It also looks like Blade has shone his UV torch in Larry/Pearl’s eye.

  28. LOL, Facebook is used for everything

  29. 1983??? Mr. Kooshbag was born in 1983? bitch please.

  30. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    The problem with Facebook compared to other MMORPGs is that the NPC dialog is so poorly written and the AI is so crude.

  31. Sickening, I just checked out one of his albums, the one with his dad sitting on a chair, anyone seen the film seven?

  32. What a coincidence, Larry Gooseman is friends with Jonathan S one of the creators of Lamebook and his bff who promotes Lamebook and UHpinions…

  33. dont make fund of me



  35. This makes me feel happier about myself.

  36. Holy moly, all this guy seems to do is shit and drink. And be huge!!


    Larry’s profile is HILARIOUS

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