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Thursday, August 4, 2011

PHIRED!

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1. WhiskyShot August 4th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

   Cheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrsssss for the lame.

2. belle837773 August 4th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

   I dont get it… what’s roster?

3. snoofie August 4th, 2011 at 3:06 pm

   @belle: A roster’s a schedule. Not that hard to figure out, given the context.

4. ParsonsJon August 4th, 2011 at 4:31 pm

   !I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, BidsOut.cÓm

5. Keyser_Soze August 4th, 2011 at 4:48 pm

   Oh, no, fucking ParsonsJon, REALLY? Where did you get such AWESOME retail prices?

6. bradles August 4th, 2011 at 4:57 pm

   I think ParsonsJon got one of those emails from Nigeria.

7. lexluther August 4th, 2011 at 5:01 pm

   What the fuck is “PHIRED” supposed to mean? The title makes no fucking sense.

8. Dawn of the Dan August 4th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

   “Fired by Padma,” maybe, lexluther?
   I don’t get it either.

9. snoofie August 4th, 2011 at 5:49 pm

   @lexluther: The only way I can make sense of the title is “fired over the phone” = “phired.”

10. ijkl0marissa August 4th, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    What? How is this funny at all?

11. stevebutler August 4th, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    I don’t get this post….. 🙁

12. foxxie August 4th, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    How come “Jack” suddenly told his friend to suck a dick, even though he seemed to care about his friend in his previous comments? Maybe he’s just a jerk… maybe I just expected a better punchline.

13. lexluther August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Yeah, must be a slow day. :/

14. lexluther August 4th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Yeah, must be a slow day at the lamebook office. :/

15. skorne August 4th, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    Is the joke that Jordan works with someone named Kirby? Cos that’s pretty funny.

16. Elvishswimmer August 5th, 2011 at 9:02 am

    The joke is, this is lamebook, not funnybook. I would say this post is lame.

    Lame things don’t necessarily have to be funny, for some reason people think they always have to. :/

17. yodawg August 5th, 2011 at 9:56 am

    +1 and 2 “likes” for you Elvish.

18. rlyeh August 5th, 2011 at 11:14 am

    I can only assume Jordan is Jack’s girlfriend…

19. TipDipTease August 6th, 2011 at 7:03 am

    I believe the dick sucking bit was advice for getting the job back.

20. ozoutofwater August 8th, 2011 at 8:10 am

    I imagine Jordan ‘liked’ Kirby’s comment but that was lost in translation. Fail. Not even funny if that was the case.

21. jinxky August 8th, 2011 at 8:51 am

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22. win7ermute August 9th, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    Go fuck yourself spammer. I truly hope you die in a fire you fucking lowlife.

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