Thursday, May 13, 2010


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  1. Tonight it’s red, Big Tattoo Red to be exact. Honestly though, it all depends on my mood. Today was a shitty day, so this suits my mood very well, and I’m currently engrossed in my happy place. Later on, I’ll hopefully be engrossed in a different happy place.

  2. I fucked Mikey’s eye socket.

    …should explain the blood.

    To get back at me, he brought fat Ethan Suplee and a number of bats to beat me senseless. I fucked them, too.

  3. I don’t know about you guys, but I hate it when death photobombs my pictures. That would definitely make me cry blood too.

  4. rebarbativebecc

    Is the first and last the same person? They used the same uploader and it’s a similar style..

  5. Oh yeah… Nothing like seeing a fat, prepubescent guido to make me think “entrepreneur.” Michael fuckin’ Bitchtits is rollin’ in them Hamiltons, son… Y’all best recognize.

    I’m also pretty sure you could cut glass with emo-Mikey’s chin. Holy fuck, that thing makes Renee Zellweger’s chin look somewhat normal. I’d also pray for death if I looked like that.

  6. rebarbativebecc

    Hmm yes, the same person.

  7. OK, so I’m shit faced and taking a forth look at these. Yeap, booze does not make them look any better. Slightly blurry, but still shitty. (and here I thought that alcohol makes everything better, not in this case)

  8. Just keep drinking ee, and don’t worry about the pictures… they won’t turn into something worth looking at, it won’t happen.

  9. Paranoid Android

    Maybe the ‘entrepreneur’ dude ought to use his dollars to buy himself a neck. Some photoshop lessons wouldn’t go amiss either.

    A personal message for Jared Leto:- Dude, “Requiem for a Dream, awesome film, good work fella. Creating a generation of floppy-haired teenage boys who cry and wear make-up, not cool buddy, not cool at all.

  10. @ee Listen to word ee, you are obviously not drunk enough, because if you were, you’d be passed out on the floor, half naked and incapable of looking at said pictures, thus making everything better. You must have faith in the elixir of the gods!

  11. Just wanted to point out to you all that this post is “photoSTOP”. The “gay virgin” most probably said something else, and someone has photoshopped it. Just saying.

  12. No way! Do you think Lamebook intended “photoSTOP” as a pun or do they just not know how to spell?

  13. The answer to the ‘art…?’ question is no, Mikey, no it isn’t.

  14. @keshafan – I don’t know what country you hail from, but here in the U.S. we get breaks throughout the day. Some people in my firm go to the coffee room, or go smoke; I come on lamebook.

    And if you open your eyes and use that little thing giggling around in your skull you’d see that thatgrrlkelsey was taking the piss out of your stupid name and not backing you up.

    Just sayin’.

  15. @_isglory It is most definitely not a pun. They just don’t know how to spell. Sad, I know, but pun’s are not lame enough for lamebook.

  16. I want to bash Mikey’s head in myself. Emo is so Pop-goth.

  17. LULZ @Joey32411

    Emo boy is emo.

  18. sarahmargeurite

    LOL entrepreneur.

  19. lol

  20. @31 Nah, he’s probably one of those people who think an ellipsis makes them seem aloof.

  21. I’m thinking perhaps there should be laws… or at least a test one has to pass before they are allowed to purchase photoshop. it’s a dangerous weapon.

  22. MachineGun Monica

    @ Katypants…what in the world does “taking the piss out of” mean? I’m really baffled, like, for realz.

  23. Seriously Mikey? This is what you spend your time on? Emos suck. Choke already.

    Pic #3: This guy jerks it to his own reflection. I just get that vibe.

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