Monday, June 25, 2012

Pressing Mom’s Buttons

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  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Those buttons do nothing.

  2. ^ Exactly, aside from a little beep when pressed.

  3. ^Listen more closely. It’s actually a tiny ‘herp.’

  4. It alerts the electronic system that there are pedestrians and so will que the “walk” figure. This also gives drivers a heads up, chance to rev engine and time to perfect their aim.

  5. The buttons are fake.

  6. #3, not on all crosswalks, but many of them, yes.

    #4, *queue. Hopefully, they don’t miss.

  7. This is so evil, and yet I know that someday I will now do the same sort of thing.

  8. TheEnglishGentleman

    teeko & beatusmongous – the word you’re looking for is ‘cue’.

  9. ^ Yes I meant to type cue. We use the word queue at work, and I think it’s more a N.American thing, but I combined the two. I guess two rights make a wrong 🙂

    Next time I shall say “in line” which is easier to spell

  10. ¿Que?

  11. What a complete fuck-nugget.

    Probably goes around telling kids Santa and the Easter Bunny aren’t real, then tells everyone how “edgy” they are.

    Fucking douche nozzle.

  12. Shut the fuck up.

  13. #7, what is a penquin?

  14. stubbyholder, got some intersting news for you – santa claus and the easter bunny aren’t fucking real.

  15. Yes, yes very amusing, but why does it matter if it was mothers day?

  16. Kind of funny, but I hope someone fs up this guys day too. Karma is a bitch.

  17. Karma is a circle without a beginning and nobody knows where the circle ends. Some day this guy is going to have kids. If karma does what it should do, he is going to have that same discussion with his own kid and the mother of the kid in the OP is going to butt in and say “Hey kid, yeah it does”

  18. ^newsflash gran. the world isn’t fair.
    deal with, bitch.

  19. Guess who’s not coming to your house on Christmas eve night MsAnne. You have to BELIEVE!

  20. ^the cops?

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