@The Russian, if it was their friends they wouldn’t post it as their own status :L such a rip from FML, it was only on the website a couple of days ago as well.
I don’t understand three things about the first one:
1) Why would anyone ever, ever masturbate with mustard?
2) How could masturbating with mustard necessitate a visit with a doctor?
3) Why the hell would you tell everyone about it?
I was thinking the same thing, whatthecrap.
Well it seems as if Isaiahs friends girlfriend swallowed the wrong thing–it should have been her boyfriends fluids she swallowed after finding the ring.
She’ll pretty much have to.
Well if she could swallow that ring without noticing it, it might not be worth for her to go through her stool.
#9
1) One of the ingredients in mustard causes swelling of the tip of the penis. Bigger knob, more pleasure.
2) Good question, easy answer; Mustard contains myrosinase. This can cause allergic reactions when introduced to the urinal track, if it gets to the urethra blisters will form and compromise the urine flow. My guess is that his doctor performed an urinary catheterization to release the trapped urine.
3) To warn others not to make the same mistake. A catheterization can be quite painful.
If you’ve run out of mustard you can also smear tartare sauce, Branstons pickle, any type of chutney or BBQ garnish over your dick before frantically milking the spunk from your cock…. it doesn’t make it bigger or anything it’s just for fun.
Suck it, Stever.
The second one is stupid. It was stolen from FML.
“Mustardbating”? What the hell is wrong with some people?
And the last one almost seems to be a rip-off of something that happened in an old Golden Girls episode.
@boomstick, what makes you think that whoever posted this isn’t friends with the person who posted it on FML??? Hmmm? Lol.
@The Russian, if it was their friends they wouldn’t post it as their own status :L such a rip from FML, it was only on the website a couple of days ago as well.
Mustardbating, well played Tofu…
What the hell kind of name is Roop?
I don’t understand three things about the first one:
1) Why would anyone ever, ever masturbate with mustard?
2) How could masturbating with mustard necessitate a visit with a doctor?
3) Why the hell would you tell everyone about it?
If only Mattieu could catch up to that special girl, I’m sure he’d relish the opportunity to use the mint condom he has salted away.
I was thinking the same thing, whatthecrap.
Well it seems as if Isaiahs friends girlfriend swallowed the wrong thing–it should have been her boyfriends fluids she swallowed after finding the ring.
She’ll pretty much have to.
Well if she could swallow that ring without noticing it, it might not be worth for her to go through her stool.
#9
1) One of the ingredients in mustard causes swelling of the tip of the penis. Bigger knob, more pleasure.
2) Good question, easy answer; Mustard contains myrosinase. This can cause allergic reactions when introduced to the urinal track, if it gets to the urethra blisters will form and compromise the urine flow. My guess is that his doctor performed an urinary catheterization to release the trapped urine.
3) To warn others not to make the same mistake. A catheterization can be quite painful.
I hope this answers your questions.
That sounds a lot like the voice of experience talking.
#13 Nah, I had to google it.
Shame i already seen Roop’s on the FMlife app. Lame, i bet Roop self submited. Dirty, dirty Roop.
If you’ve run out of mustard you can also smear tartare sauce, Branstons pickle, any type of chutney or BBQ garnish over your dick before frantically milking the spunk from your cock…. it doesn’t make it bigger or anything it’s just for fun.