Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Pun Fun!

previous post: Pathetic Permanence



  1. Never get the emails about breast cancer.. Guess people assume I’m heartless or something..

    Of course, I’m possibly one of the few females in the developed world who doesn’t own a handbag. They’re pointless. Pockets FTW.

    I also have a vendetta against puns. My first name is Clare, my life is filled with lame puns.
    NO, you are NOT being funny when you point out the clear skies, the fact that someone said clearly or that I’ve been asked to clear something up. No. Just no.

  2. @mbmott

    we like to keep our little artificial gene pool clean. so fuck the fuck off.

  3. Wow Jessica is a douche, not only does she give away the “secret” to all of her facebook friends, but now for all of lamebook. For shame. For shame.

    Really though I don’t get the point. I mean, yes a lot of guys asked about the bra one (well, so I hear, I don’t know anyone who did it).. but so what? Women aren’t meant to tell anyone male about it, it doesn’t raise money..everyone knows about breast cancer already. So… I don’t get it.

  4. Jackanddiane, Schopenhauer said that puns are the lowest form of humour.

  5. I would like the old bag to stay home and stop spending my fucking money.

  6. #46 maybe you should read previous posts first before you “sign up to say…” (dear lord that’s annoying). Word made a good point. If she needs to grow up then so do I, because I hold the same sentiments

  7. @53

    schopenhauer also says of women:

    ‘[they] are childish, silly and short-sighted, in a word big children, their whole lives long: a kind of intermediate stage between child and the man, who is the actual human being, ‘man’.’


  8. also, armin meiwes probably said:

    ‘gays, OMNOMNOM!’

  9. Hey c’mon, have a heart, people!

  10. @alordslums: oh yeah, Schopenhauer was an idiot. In fact all the German philosophers were idiots starting with Kant on until at least Heidegger (and I think he was still pretty bad). Nietzsche was the only one who wasn’t an idiot, he was just completely batshít insane.
    That doesn’t make Schopenhauer’s remarks about humour incorrect, though.

  11. The last one: Why aren’t my friends like that?! D:

  12. It’s been way too long since I was able to be a dick about making math jokes and too short since I heard a prof make a lame chemistry pun

  13. Thanks mbmott! Actually, the real issue here is that I have an opinion that is different from theirs. In reality, I never said anything offensive or personally attacked anyone, except for using the word “whore” once. All I have ever done is debate my views and defend my arguments. The reason these people have a problem with me is because my views are not the same as theirs.

    As for the “spewing hate” bit, I direct you to the recent juggalo post. I don’t even know what a juggalo is, but i have never, EVER seen such a mass of collective hatred toward one group of people. So according to all these people, it’s okay to hate SOME people, but there are some people you’re simply not allowed to hate, and I have been condemned for hating one of those groups of people.

  14. All these posts of nothing but puns are getting really annoying. It was funny at first, now it’s so tedious.

    Also Micheal is an asshole. Most of his puns don’t even make sense.

    And this breast cancer meme is annoying. How does raising awareness (not that anyone is unsure of what it is; also how is this supposed to raise awareness?) do any good for the cause? If everyone who was posting about it was actually donating money for research or something, yeah, that would be cool. But no, this is just a clusterfuck of stupid.

  15. Muepsilongamma, what taboo-to-hate group did you spew hatred towards?
    Please be aware that scientists have not yet definitively decided whether juggalos should be classified as people. (I’m kidding, in case you can’t tell. I actually don’t have anything against fans of ICP. They may have bad taste, but they’re better than fans of Bieber. It is kind of dumb to wrap your identity up so much in a band though).

    Oh…hey…, this is why my wife suggested that women should do titty dances to raise money, rather than awareness.

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @mbmott Go fuck yourself, because apparently you can’t count past one.

  17. I have a pathological hatred toward teen mothers who got pregnant because they were irresponsible, so not rape victims or anything. This probably stems from my parents’ teachings, and the many times I have lost friends to teen pregnancy (they got knocked up, dropped out of school, and were never heard from again.) I also am not a fan of deadbeat dads who knock a girl up and then run once they figure out they got her pregnant and then refuse to pay child support. This is probably because I watched it happen too many times to too many people, and there’s really no excuse for it.
    Apparently, it’s not okay to hate either of these groups of people, although Lamebook users have yet to explain why. They all assume that I hate EVERYONE because of my religious views, when I really don’t hate that many people, and those that I do hate are due to personal issues, rather than my religion.

  18. @ muepsilongamma

    Don’t mention it anymore,its done. Just take the bullet

  19. i mostly hate you because you’ve turned a site which is full of light-hearted commentary and badinage into one where boring, lengthy epistles on the morality of such-and-such or so-and-so are espoused. you, and a few others like you are ruining lamebook. if you want to discuss whether teenage mothers are good or bad, GO ELSEWHERE. if you want to tell us why fat people shouldn’t be laughed at, GO ELSEWHERE. and most of all, if you want to tell people tortuous stories about the minutiae of your upbringing and the ramifications it had for your later life &c&c GO ELSEWHERE!!!!

    a) lamebook is not a public service
    b) you have some kind of personality/delusional disorder – don’t burden us all with it.
    c) no-one cares.

  20. Alfred, this time she mentioned it b/c I asked, and thus had an excuse. If that is the right word. And I asked because I didn’t recall seeing this and thought it might have happened before my time, so to speak.
    Alord, where are the fat people to laugh at? I don’t see any. Oh perhaps you meant me…
    Anyway, I thought lamebook was meant for lengthy epistles about babysitters who like it up the butt. And for complaining about absolutely USELESS SENSELESS MEMES. And trying to start a female toplessness meme.

  21. Also if toplessness in October works to spread awareness of breast cancer, maybe we should expand it to the whole year!

  22. The topless october was my idea, just saying.

    I’m sorry I’m ruining lamebook for you guys, but you started the arguments. All I ever did was state my opinion, but SOMEONE had to bitch and moan about how “bigotted” my opinion was. None of this would have happened if I was just allowed to state my opinion about something and then leave with my reputation unscathed. You people just can’t let it go. Even after I tried to stop stating my opinion and just have some fun, you all had to bring it up! This is not on me, folks, it’s on you!

  23. Actually mu, in #31 you were ‘just saying’ it was my idea, and actually my wife’s.
    Can’t the irrelevant issues be DROPPED now? I mean I feel like I am in the middle of a group of high school girls.

  24. Oh, in 33 it was my idea to change all of our icons to boobs. My bad.

    I wanted to drop the irrelevant issues days ago. That’s why I started commenting more light-heartedly. But then people kept complaining about how I used to act. If they’re going to continue bitching, it’s never going to end.

  25. me too mad… it’s high school drama and it’s starting to get so embarassing that I tried to address her under my boyfriend’s old name: AlfredENueman (which ended up being a FAIL because my website link is still on there!) Anyway, imagine that! an anonymous, anonymous identity- really goes to show how I want no association on this 🙂

  26. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I still think mbmott should go fuck herself (Yes I assume she is a bitchy cunt who can’t count all the tons of times MEG has directly or indirectly hi-jacked our comment threads)

  27. I <4 Dukey.

  28. Dukey, just admit that I never hi-jacked anything, it was all you people who felt the need to argue with me and tell me that my opinion was “wrong.”

  29. Can someone explain the Pakistan one to me? Clearly I’m retarted or something because I don’t get it, was there a flood or something?

  30. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Word I have a pool table, bring a bar of soap and the boots and we will call it even.

    MEG, “directly or indirectly”

  31. Oh, so you’re saying that I “indirectly” hi-jacked your comment threads?
    What about the comment threads that I did nothing to? There were a few threads recently where I simply posted something that I hoped would get a few laughs, and then left it at that. Then, a few people like alordslums and wordpervert decided to start disrespecting me like I had personally done them wrong. You gonna blame me for that?

  32. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    MEG those would be the indirect hi-jackings.

  33. Nuh-uh! Cuz I had nothing to do with them! If I’m just minding my own business, it’s not a hi-jacking!

  34. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  35. *Picard facepalm*

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