Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Pains

previous post: Harry Potter and the Deathly 1911



  1. The wedding was lame to start with… so these entries are redundant…

  2. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Well it’s a royal wedding… It’s supposed to be boring. I was hoping somebody would trip.

  3. You guys may now refer to me as :His Royal Highness Prince STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEER, Duke of Ontario, Early of Canada, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, and Master of fArts

  4. Not gonna lie, I don’t get the second one..

  5. My green vagina is more exciting than this wedding….

  6. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @smw90 – I guess the point is they’re gay? Otherwise I don’t know.

  7. Um, Harry banged a bridesmaid? So Ali thinks Harry either went for his sister-in-law, or one of four girls under age 10.

  8. Kate Middleton will never be on money.

  9. And I thought that being in Borneo I could avoid this pompous facade but no, it was on tv in the hotel lobby. Kate is nearly as dull as princess Mary.

  10. The second one? Fancy Feast is a brand of cat food. The commercials show a pampered cat eating from crystal goblets and such.

  11. You’re right, dragonfly, Mary has a new rival in the bland stakes. They even look alike. The wedding put me to sleep. The only highlight was seeing Fergie’s daughters in their gruesome ensembles. Hilarious.

  12. manybellsdown, that’s that I was going to say. His Rhodesian ladyfriend was there anyway.

  13. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @smw90 – Sorry, I was looking at the wrong post earlier so disregard what I said.

  14. I dunno, I didn’t puke like I thought I would

  15. I don’t care that Harry’s ginger, i’d still hit that.

  16. Word, my god wtf was that on her head? The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen!

  17. I actually can see Harry going for his sister-in-law. It’s not like it’s a blood relation, and she’s hot. Hell, even if it were a blood relation, this is the royal family we’re talking about.

    havemercy, I’ll arm wrestle you for him.

  18. I reckon! I thought Beatrice was a caricature of the horoscope Aries with those effin horn things on her head. Also, I noticed the queen didnt sing God Save the Queen, which was kinda awkward. I hadnt really thought about before, but I suppose it would be kinda like singing happy birthday to yourself…

  19. Freddie Mercury is the only Queen I will pledge my fealty to.

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