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Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Pains

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1. missdejablue April 29th, 2011 at 2:25 pm

   The wedding was lame to start with… so these entries are redundant…

2. ifitwerentformyhorse April 29th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

   Well it’s a royal wedding… It’s supposed to be boring. I was hoping somebody would trip.

3. Steeeever April 29th, 2011 at 3:41 pm

   You guys may now refer to me as :His Royal Highness Prince STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEER, Duke of Ontario, Early of Canada, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, and Master of fArts

4. smw90 April 29th, 2011 at 4:16 pm

   Not gonna lie, I don’t get the second one..

5. misdejablue April 29th, 2011 at 4:46 pm

   My green vagina is more exciting than this wedding….

6. ifitwerentformyhorse April 29th, 2011 at 5:42 pm

   @smw90 – I guess the point is they’re gay? Otherwise I don’t know.

7. manybellsdown April 29th, 2011 at 7:01 pm

   Um, Harry banged a bridesmaid? So Ali thinks Harry either went for his sister-in-law, or one of four girls under age 10.

8. silfurkex April 29th, 2011 at 7:32 pm

   Kate Middleton will never be on money.

9. dragonfly April 29th, 2011 at 7:59 pm

   And I thought that being in Borneo I could avoid this pompous facade but no, it was on tv in the hotel lobby. Kate is nearly as dull as princess Mary.

10. idontknow April 29th, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    The second one? Fancy Feast is a brand of cat food. The commercials show a pampered cat eating from crystal goblets and such.

11. wordpervert April 29th, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    You’re right, dragonfly, Mary has a new rival in the bland stakes. They even look alike. The wedding put me to sleep. The only highlight was seeing Fergie’s daughters in their gruesome ensembles. Hilarious.

12. pterryndactyl April 29th, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    manybellsdown, that’s that I was going to say. His Rhodesian ladyfriend was there anyway.

13. ifitwerentformyhorse April 29th, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    @smw90 – Sorry, I was looking at the wrong post earlier so disregard what I said.

14. Jonk April 30th, 2011 at 2:21 am

    I dunno, I didn’t puke like I thought I would

15. havemercy April 30th, 2011 at 3:13 am

    I don’t care that Harry’s ginger, i’d still hit that.

16. curlybap April 30th, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Word, my god wtf was that on her head? The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen!

17. lametothemin April 30th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    I actually can see Harry going for his sister-in-law. It’s not like it’s a blood relation, and she’s hot. Hell, even if it were a blood relation, this is the royal family we’re talking about.

    havemercy, I’ll arm wrestle you for him.

18. redhead April 30th, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    I reckon! I thought Beatrice was a caricature of the horoscope Aries with those effin horn things on her head. Also, I noticed the queen didnt sing God Save the Queen, which was kinda awkward. I hadnt really thought about before, but I suppose it would be kinda like singing happy birthday to yourself…

19. Soup May 1st, 2011 at 1:38 am

    Freddie Mercury is the only Queen I will pledge my fealty to.

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