Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sharp Tools

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  1. Ben!

  2. No, Sarah, you don’t have ‘STUPID’ written across your forehead. You actually have “STOOPID” written on your forehead.

    Oops, I mean “STEWPID”

  3. I know you better than you think I know I do.

  4. Linsey is just following her parents example of bad spelling.

  5. Dianita sounds like a quarterback apologizing for playing a shitty game. I can hear the coach yelling at her now: “Dianita! Put that pass where that pass is supposed to be!”

    Bless my FootBall peeps and goodnight!

  6. i love malteaser too

    Elixabeth would be so proud of Dianita.

  7. Uhhhh. Some of these just make me sad, I don’t wanna mock em. Maybe it’s my sleep deprived brain talking but I just feel bad that Linsey doesn’t get to see her little brother.

    Maybe I should see a doctor.

  8. lol

  9. @BritishHobo Sleep deprivation has the opposite affect on me; I can’t stop laughing at these ones. I think I need a doctor, but for different reasons.

  10. It’s sad that these look more like Engrish entries off of failbook.

  11. Sarah’s was probably just a simple airheaded mistake. At least she can spell and put sentences together, which is 100 times better than these OTHER dolts can do.

  12. How do people like Linsey function in society? I mean, even her name is spelled wrong. I bet she shits herself daily and has a drool bib as well as a ‘life guardian’ to keep her from doing things like shoving egg beaters up her ass.

  13. @i love malteaser too

    lol! XD

    That is all.

  14. BritishHobo I love you 🙂

  15. these are all so lame they barely exist.

  16. robotninjazombiebear

    Dee da dee. (sigh)

  17. It’s all in the pass I tell ya, all in the pass!

  18. linsey’s is actually pretty sad… till she corrects herself.

  19. Lol at sarah hahahaah

  20. Except even in her correction, Linsey still misspells “allowed” in its usage.

    I can tell you with 100% certainty that Sarah’s status update is one of her more intelligent ones. What you see on the screen there is one of her “good days”, intelligence-wise. I can see she put a lot of thought into that update, since she actually wrote it herself instead of ripping it out of some gooey new age book she doesn’t really understand.

  21. PeanutButtercup

    Argh, I had to read Dianita’s post three times to understand it. And what kind of name is Dianita?

  22. linsey’s attempt to google the correct spelling of oloud made me giggle.
    @csrbomb… maybe you belong on the other side of the looking glass if you think that’s a correction.

  23. I could not for the life of me figure out what was wrong with Sarah’s post because for some reason my mind kept reading it properly (“you think you do”) because I assumed that was how it was written..

    But finally after reading it about 6 times I got it! I definitely feel like a dumbass today!

  24. Oh Dianita. Really? You made the same mistake 3 times in the one sentence?

  25. keepitunscripted

    Danita’s just sucky at proofreading guys. Her status update was from blackberry, and I am not familar with blackberry but maybe it autocorrected or word predicted “pass” instead of “past” .. think bout it .

    you people are dumb for not realizing that.

  26. yourloveismydrug11

    BlackBerry does NOT autocorrect. Nice try though

  27. @ keepitunscripted: I’m not dumb, I just don’t have a crackberry and am unfamiliar with it’s mysteres. Still, Dianita’s update has plenty of mistakes besided the “pass/past” thing. And still reads funny.

    @smw20: I had the same problem. I guess my brain has autocorrect.

  28. How can someone correctly use the word “foundation” and not know the word “past”? I’m confused..

  29. @csrbomb, I agree, sad indeed, then she “corrected” herself and I couldn’t stop laughing….

  30. Maybe Sarah was saying “you dont know me as well as you think I know myself”…?
    Just a thought.
    Not really..

    And linsey makes my heart hurt.

    -God’s investment (his son!) in you, was SO great, he could NEVER abandon you!-

  31. Please drop the Jesus quote.

  32. lol @Sarah

  33. Dianita is obviously not a native speaker of English. I don’t see why that makes her lame.

    It is a bit funny though.

  34. @Emma

    You know I want you to afflict my ass in a bloody itchy explosion of inflammation, but how did you determine that Dianita is not a native speaker?

  35. I’m pretty sure that Sarah is the same one who thought those THREE girls looked like TWINS. She really is smart.

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