Lamebook - from lame to fame

He’s a MILK DUD! This dude will be lacking his lactose. This country may be divided at times, but we can all agree that leaving your shopping cart in the parking lot is a jerk move. I don’t think I have used the word “jerk” in my entire life until this exact moment, so that is how much of a jerk they must be. It is also possible he purposefully left the milk because he’s the Milk Fairy. I’m not sure what the Milk Fairy is but it’s important to cover all possibilities.