Lamebook - from lame to fame

Ireland is honest in the best way! It’s nice of them to warn you that outrunning a bull is possible if you have closing speed. Send Usain Bolt to Ireland! “Ire” means hate/anger so does that mean Ireland was named after angry people?? I have visited Ireland and the people are amazing. I wonder if the bull has ever beaten the 9 second time. Like is 9 seconds on the bull’s best day or is that his average? Either way, I’m ready to venture to Ireland and race this bull.