Monday, March 14, 2011

Simple Success

previous post: What Winners Look Like



  1. Boob

  2. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

  3. ifitwerentformyhorse

    The Torkel guy’s comment is not even funny, not to mention it sounds just like every other damn thing out of his mouth. He’s supposedly a pro pick-up artist, so he tries really, really hard to talk about sex-related things all the time. Laaame.

  4. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Correction: None of these are funny.

  5. I think the first one is a Frank Sinatra quote, so shame on Dave for not giving credit.

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    ifitwerentformyhorse can you go back and organize your thoughts then try commenting again but next time hold the bias and judgmental attitude.

  7. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Dukey Smoothy Buns – Why don’t you go organize all those dicks crammed down your throat.

  8. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  9. eeeeeep. play nice kids.

  10. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Yes. That’s what Lamebook is for. For playing nice and not being judgmental.

  11. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Come to think of it what exactly do you have against the Torkel dude?

  12. haha apparently not. grumpy asshole.

  13. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @ Dukey – That he’s a dumbass pretend-PUA who makes jokes very similar to his “Boob” joke, and no other types of jokes.

  14. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @ hpcan – I AM grumpy. I wake up, go on Lamebook hoping to see something at least mildly amusing, and instead I see a post from that Torkel idiot.

  15. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Ahh so he’s like Lamebook to you, he always makes the same unfunny joke over and over but for some reason you just can’t simply un-friend him.

  16. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Actually, that’s a good idea. Too bad I can’t un-run-into him. He seems to be in Vegas every winter, at least these past few years, teaching “classes” with his buddies and making stupid sex jokes that everyone is supposed to fawn over. I don’t know if he’s as good with girls as he says, but I think the fact that he has to point it out speaks for itself.

  17. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Wait, you realize if he is teaching classes and making money then he is a professional PUA. No one said he had to be good at getting the girls.

  18. ifitwerentformyhorse

    But if he is teaching a skill, shouldn’t he be good at it too? Unless he is like one of those fat gymnast coaches who train Olympians… Or the answer is far simpler and it’s all just a fraud.

  19. the “boob” comment is a tweet from “Peter Griffin”- all the tweets are by FG writers.

  20. horse guy and roquel… these were funny, but thanks for ruining it. fucking killjoys.

  21. Dave’s is an old thing but good.

    Torkel’s is funny but tissit (boobs in Finnish) is even nicer word.

  22. Quoting Sinatra and not giving credit is, in itself, pretty lame. And also sad. Poor Dave.

  23. All of the above “jokes” are fucking lame. The end.

  24. The world is lame. Eat it, bitches!

  25. Dave is lame. What about smoking weed? Stoners feel bad for you drunks, you wake up and go to sleep feeling like shit. While we feel lovely all day long and also have amazing dreams when we sleep. Winning.

  26. Torkel You don’t need to make engage in racy repertoire or humorous innuendo to pick up a pussy sleeve… I’ve found that the best pick up lines utilise respect, confidence, listening and rohypnol.

  27. I liked Dave’s joke best when Frank Sinatra said it.

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