Monday, September 14, 2015

Someone shared it…

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  1. The Beast Among Us

    Aight. Dat’s ’nuff. Me tinks ‘Murican be da bomb.

    Dammit, it’s too difficult to be that stupid. I can’t do it.

  2. Yeah I do. My grandfather came over from Sweden 100 years ago, and America didn’t learn swedish just to placate or pander to him. Why should I have to learn spanish to make sure everyone understands
    Me? For English press 1? Screw that!

  3. Which Native American language do you speak, veldrshulz?

  4. Does s/he mean Spanish or Portuguese, since 600 million (South and Central) Americans speak those?

  5. No other country speaks English quite like we do. Maybe it SHOULD be called the American Language. That would help with a lot of translation problems.

    “I’m having trouble understanding your illiterate slang. Oh, that’s because your speaking American. Hold on, let me get the Merriam-Webster Moron Edition.”

    There should be an app for that.

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