State Your Status

Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!

Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!

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Bill

My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent them to her Dad.

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Jericho

was just thinking if God didn’t want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter…

Maybe that’s why the T-rex was always so angry

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SEBASTIAN

My mate changed his Facebook status to “suicidal, standing on the edge of a clifft” So i poked him…

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Ap

Aw shit…im the only black person in my african studies class. This could be awkward…

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mohamed

is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

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Ben

I never realized how many people I hated until I got a facebook

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Jenine

was driving down the street today and I saw a banana peel…I swerved out of the way…THANKS MARIO KART!!!

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I wonder

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

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Sean

I’m at the point where Facebook is suggesting people who once sat 3 stalls down from me in restrooms in 1992.

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Nigerian Guy

I am Nigerian Prince. If you click “like” I send you 17 Billion Dollars. I am very genuinelyness.

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