Monday, February 1, 2010

Sub Zero

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  1. lostintranslation

    @alproshazam: An observation on your last post (#47)

    “Now, Madrid on Fire… baited me, in an attempt to make me his Gregory”
    “…but I didn’t have the balls…”

    It appears Madrid on Fire has succeeded in making you his (ball-less) Gregory, does it not?

  2. I am starting a New religion with Brandon as my god!

  3. @Madrid on fire, no I haven’t seen that movie yet, but thanks for the recommendation.
    Yeah dude, I was “trying to be smartass” everywhere, isn’t that in your teachings.

    Sarcasm and not taking it personally. C’mon, read it back, I was quite peaceful the whole time, you brought the noise, now don’t get all sooky, just because I owned your arse… (The worst I called you was the Spanish harbinger, and I thought that was kinda nice) this situation is redolent of a certain video game:

    “Finish Him”

    To which for anyone from a point outside of the event (That has no way of certainly knowing the outcome) has to assume, until they see if I finish you or not, that either outcome has been achieved simultaneously and until it is observed and proven beyond doubt which outcome has transpired. Certain branches of metaphysics say that there are parallel realities existing until observation, the so called “many worlds” interpretation… (This is all I know, I’m no expert so correct me if I’m wrong)

    I was considering mercy but your insistence on pettiness and name calling and not knowing when to SHUT UP AND JUST BE OWNED means I’m opening the box, Fatality…

    hahahaha kidding, it’s cool, just sarcasm, no one’s going to die…

  4. @mistaphill I’ve found that too

    Also, based on their maturity levels, I’m surprised by the level of english they have accomplished. I was expecting one of those imposssible hard to read posts by people who think it’s cool not to write properly.

  5. @grammerpolice…

    I’m going out on a limb but maybe you meant to type;

    “…was expecting one of those impossible, hard to read…”


    “…was expecting one of those impossibly hard to read…”

    But when you read this post, is what you’re concerned with really “proper writing”?
    My attention was drawn elsewhere, just sayin’…

    disclaimer: all entries under this username are prone to scads of technical errors of all descriptions, that’s why I’m not called grammerpolice, for instance… I don’t care if I miss a keystroke, this shit happens!

  6. Brandon is my hero.

  7. this might be my favourite lamebook yet.

  8. I heart Brandon.

    I’m still trying to figure out why people feel the need to publicly display their dirty laundry. That’s in poor taste, regardless of what was done. Kaitlyn is an immature ass.

  9. So much better than The Bold and the Beautiful

  10. Oh yeah, of course, I totally forgot to mention that I thought Brandon was cool.

    I got sidetracked, sorry folks, I’m out now, promise…

    @lostintranslation – somewhere in the haze you will find the truth. I will refer you to both @12 where I am initially exposed as Kaitlyn. Add to this @47 where I confess that I am indeed her.
    The evidence is overwhelming, that I am Kaitlyn, and not, as you might put it, the “ball-less” Gregory.

    But thanks for the laughs, it was a real hoot Madrid on fire, I hope you’re not still mad…

    p.s. I’m not really her I’m one of the voices in her head.

  11. brandon is awesome. what a way to end it

  12. I don’t know whether to be appalled or awed that this girl shares my name. Atleast I know how to spell it.

    alproshazam: love the Schrödinger’s cat reference…we cover that in metaphysics.

  13. Please stop ruining a good soapie alproshazam

  14. Classic great Lamebook post. One of my favorites ever.

    Some people are saying that she shouldn’t post this for everyone to read. But if she didn’t then we would have never had this take place. So thank you Kaitlyn, if you hadn’t made this public, we wouldn’t have such a great thread and comment by Brandon. It made me laugh pretty hard in my cube.

  15. Immaculate intervention by Brandon. Bravo sir!

  16. For the love of all that is holy, alproshazam, please shut up.

  17. I love it when people mentioned in the post try to defend themselves. and only dig themselves deeper.

  18. Whoever submitted this:

  19. I can’t help but agree with alproshazam @ post #10. I was wondering the same thing. Greg’s damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t.

  20. Oh and I’m sick of page long lamebook comments. It ruins the atmosphere and I don’t like it.

  21. Beanstalker: by submitting another comment, you just helped contribute to your own dislike.

  22. Wendy speakin the truth !!! Hey girrrrrrl!

    Carly knows exactly what’s going on.

  23. @Melon Reaper
    If you paid attention you’d see that I said “page long comments”. Even with addition of this additional comment, it still isn’t as long as alphasdfzzooom’s.

  24. @beanstalker


  25. kaitlyn sounds like this girl my mate almost went home with once. she told him “the amount of guys i’ve slept with is the amount of hairs on my head”

  26. Brandon seals the lamebook deal

  27. Brandon’s comment is simply pure win, the rest of the conversation is lame as fuck

  28. Reading that conversation was boring right up until I saw Brandon’s priceless comment.

  29. Wow. I’m bored off my tits procrasturbating doing any real work…
    I don’t even remember writing half of this (post 47). Don’t drink and type kids.

  30. “i agree with Sensible Madness, 14 year olds having sex and using internet to post their thoughts… what kind of future we can expect from them!” one where people can spell, and im pretty sure it wasnt just this generation that had sex before the age of 16(or whatever the age of consent is where you live)

  31. People like Kaitlyn should be shot. A) She had the balls to cheat. B) Posting that crap on Facebook.

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