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Sexy Coverage
The quarantine is forcing a lot of time with whoever you live with. Yesterday, my girlfriend asked, “Would you like me if I was a boy?” Hypothetical questions ALWAYS go well, right? I said, “Yeah, of course. I like you no matter what,” hoping that would end the conversation. Then she said, “Would you kiss me if I was a boy?” and I silently just stood up and went on a 3 hour walk by myself.
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Ghost Story
In some states in America, they are reopening a few non-essential businesses. What are they opening??? Movie theaters. So, in case you’ve been bored sitting at home watching movies, you can now go down the street and pay $15 to watch a movie. Either way, stay and wait until doctors say it’s okay to go outside and rewatch all the Harry Potter movies.
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