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Lashing Out
THEORY OF THE DAY: Jack-in-the-box toys are meant to train kids to become adults who don’t jump in fear when the toaster pops your bread up. It didn’t work, right? Does everyone jump when the toaster pops your bread up? Someone needs to invent a toaster that silently pops, so we can feel tough while eating a Toaster Strudel.
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Bird Brain
Do you ever have conversations with yourself that escalate in self-sabotage right after your alarm goes off?
Like, “Just snooze for 9 more minutes.”
Then, “Just sleep for 30 more mins, you can be late to work.”
Then, “Just skip work.”
Then, “Just quit your job.”
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