Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tee Hee For Tee-Tee


Bethany’s epic status-based retelling of her daughter’s first proper visit to the Necessary Room brings to bear an epidemic peeve on Facebook: account holders that post pictures of their offspring in their profile image as opposed to pictures of themselves.  Some might contend that it’s no big deal: the Information Age equivalent of the proud office display of wallet 2×3s.  Problem is, these misguided showoffs make sure that these images are permanently changed out with fresh ones in infinite sequence, making sure everyone knows what unimpressive rite of passage their brats have performed (like not crapping themselves), reinforced by the asinine comments of account holders with their own over-coddled broods, encouraging their fellow self-absorbed freaks to maintain this endless cycle. One that plays out itself out tens of millions of times every day in the blue halls of FB, taking up valuable bandwidth that would otherwise be dedicated to the exchange of more enriching information such as cute new flip-flops that don’t fit and how drunk that one girl got last night bro.  Cryin’ shame, really.
♥ The Editors

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  1. Man…it’s frightening that this person is breeding.

  2. Wayyyy TMI.

  3. hero now.

  4. This makes my balls climb up into my abdomen.

  5. I guaranty this bitch is fat as all hell.

  6. LMFAO

  7. There’s something to be said about a person who gets their kicks from watching their daughter take a shit.

  8. @Allie – Just about choked laughing so hard

  9. and must be ugly as hell too… Plus no one including Bethany would know who is the dad.

  10. “There’s something to be said about a person who gets their kicks from watching their daughter take a shit.”

    Lmfao, win xD

  11. Well said Editor. 🙂

  12. JackWantsHerpes

    Baha!! Allie- best comment ever.

  13. Tee-teed?! Something is wrong in the head with this lady. She seems like the kind of person who would go batshit insane if her daughter constantly struggled to take a shit in the potty.

  14. Not completely comprehensible but fyi: In baby talk, “tee tee” is a Southern version of “pee pee”

    This is the most dreaded kind of post… the “baby did this, and that and this” … 🙁

  15. I’m sorry… I’m from Virginia (that being the south and all) and I have never ever ever heard anyone say Tee Teed… wth

  16. I’m from the south and I’ve heard tons of people say tee tee. It’s one of the most common things when talking to a child about it… that and tinkle. >.<

  17. I don’t care where you are from. Tee tee, tinkle, pee pee, and poo poo are not acceptable ways of asking your child if they need to go to the bathroom. Perhaps my mom’s refusal to use such terms is why I could read by the time I was four.

  18. REALLY lookin’ forward to kids now!!

  19. These people should be banned from the Internet. If the kid does something cool/fun/touching, feel free to share it, but these continuous poop updates are just TMI… Also, don’t put your kid’s pic as your profile pic. Just… Don’t. I really don’t want to look at his/her face when I’m chatting with you.

  20. At least she didn’t take a picture….*cringe*

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