Monday, July 20, 2009

Time to Cut the Cord. No, Seriously.

Cut the Cord

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  1. A. Thomas Newman

    Good one, Retard. I’m crushed.
    Please help me to be as cool as you.

  2. UGH HELL NO. That is so disturbing, man.

  3. That looks fake as hell actually

  4. OMG. :O this is like the sickest picture i’ve seen. x|

  5. Joydivisionthecure

    Sebastian the Crab from the Little Mermaid is a fucking brilliant name.

  6. How embarrassing for that family. It’s not an issue of gross or beautiful here, it’s the fact that this should not be posted on facebook because a) no-one wants to see it and b) like Lily said, how would you feel if there was a picture of someone CUTTING YOUR UMBILICAL CORD on the internet.

    Where did decency go?

  7. Gah, my eyes…..

  8. A. Thomas Newman Needs To Shut Up

    Facebook friends don’t need open their homepages and see this shit. You want to share offer it but to post it in your albums so every single one of your friends see on on their homepage is inappropriate.

  9. UGH Why do people even argue about whether or not this is appropriate? It doesn’t offend me, but it does make me uncomfortable to think that everyone on this persons friends list can see this image. It’s kind of a personal moment, and I know I wouldn’t want people other than close family seeing a photo of me getting my umbilical cord cut. I understand people like to take and share photos of their children, but I also think parents should be more considerate when deciding what photos of their children they will put online. Maybe a nice family portrait would be more appropriate?

  10. Crotch fruit is nasty, and people who base their entire lives around what their fuck trophy is doing really disgust and disappoint me. This is NASTY. Babies are NASTY. Blood should NOT be coming out of this. It’s just not appropriate. No one wants to see your slime-covered spawn, and the incompetent poor fool who you trapped into getting married and reproducing with.

  11. jayme should have cut his fingernails.

  12. scary.
    this makes me want to cry.

  13. O GOD, DNW.

  14. i dont see what the big deal it??? except that it should not really be bleeding (cord is meant to be cut after it stops pulsating).

    maybe it’s because i’ve had two kids. it’s not a picture i’d out up on facebook…but each to their own

  15. Why post this on Facebook? Cause to be honest, no one gives a shit about your baby.

  16. While I love my kids the placenta and the cord were total nightmare fuel. My husband was coerced into cutting our daughters cord and he commented on how he had to saw through it. Would I put pics of it on f.b? Hell no. As much as I love the little buggers that is tmi. I wont even put pics of her naked bum on my page. Not that there is anything wrong to those who do. I just want to save those for when her b.f’s and my sons g.f’s come over. That when the bare bum pics should be paraded out.

  17. I just wonder how that baby will react many years later if he/she ever ends up seeing this picture. Some parents take things too far by allowing the entire public to see thousands of pictures of their children on the internet.

  18. Before I had kids I always thought I would never be one of thos smug mums who parade their kids on facebook… But I do… I’m not ashamed to acknowledge that having & raising my children IS the most significant thing I will do with my life, & maybe parents that don’t have that attitude are responsible for people like the douche that thinks of babies as ‘gross’ & little more than a ‘fuck trophy’… That said, a relative of mine put her birth photos on facebook a while ago, & while not disgusted or offended, I was embarrased for her & her child. I really do wonder how all these kids who have had their extra personal photos put on the Internet will feel about it one day… Wouldn’t want everyone I have on facebook to see my babies naked.

  19. Hey, if you don’t wanna see my baby or anyone elses, dont fucking LOOK. I am sure this persons profile was private and one of their jackass so called friends went into their album and took this screenshot to send away. They were not showing the world but you this website are now.

    Grow the fuck up, when you have a baby, it will mean this much to you.

  20. To the parents defending their poor choice in action….NO ONE will care as much about your crotch fruit as you! Even if this was in a private album some parents are narcissistic enough to have this go to news feed over, and over, and OVER again. Making sure that EVERYONE on their friend list sees the fruits of their labour.

    Get over it. Just because you tear out your va-jay-jay in the hopes of selfishly and narcissistically living forever through your spawn doesn’t mean that anyone have to give two shits about it.

    And for the record saying “I never thought I’d be on of those people” doesn’t make you cool…it just highlights how vapid and one dimensional you and your life is. It is as if you are incapable of being more than on thing in the realm of your life. Either it’s “mommy”, or it’s “wife” or it’s “psychotic anal retentive student”. Makes me wonder how you would ever cope if someone told you that you were a “hot mommy’. You’re head just might explode! I mean…that’s two descriptors and we all know that parents can only identify with one.

    GET a fucking clue. No one cares as much as you!

  21. Whats up STFUParents? You sterile or something?

  22. I don’t see what the problem is here. People get really angry about the wrong things.

    STFUParents, I agree, some people are one dimensional. But that applies to people who don’t have children as well.

    And no, not everyone cares as much as *I* do about my child. But the people who are on my friends list care some. A persons facebook page is not required reading for anyone.

  23. Oh god damn it I was freaking eating when I saw that!! I have never dry heaved so much in my life *gag*

    And 90% of the times your friends don’t give a damn about your baby either, they just make pretend they do to seem polite so please parents keep this crap to yourself.

  24. What the hell!
    damn it!

    The caption of the post says it all!!!

  25. when i had my baby they asked if i wanted to cut the cord. I said is there nobody more qualified in here

  26. Holy shit, that’s fucking sick.

  27. The colour of the blood on the baby suggests a second degree tear. All in all, a good birth. Pink baby, crying (as per photo), what’s sick about it? If we could see the cord coming out of the mothers vagina and about to be cut…yeah that would be a little inappropriate.

  28. For parents coming on here and defending this picture, I only have one thing for you.

    You seem like great role-models, especially the ones throwing the F-bomb around and other numerous swears.

    As for this picture, it looks fake to me. Just saying.

  29. Ok I get posting pictures of your baby, but not this! FFS!

    We get you’re proud of pushing something the size of a chair out of your vagina , but do we really have to see the aftermath?

    I think not…..

  30. Um…whether or not this picture is FB material, that cord should be CLAMPED and NOT squirting blood like that. Whoever is responsible for this should be stabbed in the leg with a fork.

  31. Oh my fuck that’s sick

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