Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Time to Move

previous post: Rock and Rolled Over



  1. If you keep thinking of nurses when you’re wanking, it’s your own fault if you get raped.

  2. Hey, what’s for lunch?

  3. I can only imagine the combined look of disgust and amusement on her face.

  4. Bet I’m not the only one here who will do that on purpose next time have to pee in cup.

  5. What the fuck were you being assessed for. If you weren’t being assessed for anything related to reproduction or nut sack, then why the fuck are you tugging it into a tube?

    “We just want to run some tests to see how your lungs are functioning so cum in this bottle”

  6. Macho Miner Randy Chestrug

    Hope the southend has better schools

  7. I will definitely cum into a cup next time someone asks me to fill it…… true story.

  8. Applied for a job lately, craven? Mandatory assessment in the greatest USofaaaaaaaholes ever. Like to smoke pot? You obviously aren’t a qualified applicant for a job, even if they chose you over hundreds of others. Fuck peeing in cups. I’d rather fuck d-cups and cum in err mouth. Fuck, now I’m gonna drink more because I’m not allowed smoke pot.

  9. I keep forgetting to smoke anyway

  10. 8====> ~ ~ ~ ~ ( o )( o )

  11. #2 Mannaise sammiches apparently!

  12. What the hell kind of medical professional can’t say ‘urinate’ or ‘pee’? ‘Do your business.’ Did she point at his crotch while she said it?

  13. my best friend’s mother makes 88 dolars hourly on the computer. She has been laid off for five months but last month her pay was 21162 USD just working on the computer for a few hours. read the article



  14. The Beast Among Us

    I’m pretty sure this isn’t the first time this nurse had to deal with yogurt instead of apple juice. I’m guessing she was thinking, “Why do these guys keep bringing back semen instead of urine? Was I that unclear?” Well, miss Nurse, perhaps you SHOULD be more specific.

  15. When I was in rehab, one dude crapped in his urine sample cup and handed that in. We soon became close friends and started sharing our secret porn mags. True story.

  16. Rehab? You some kind of reformed junkie?

  17. reformed, reworked, just call her darlin. She’s sweet if you give her the chance to be the whore she was intended to be.

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