Thursday, April 30, 2015

Toilet Poetry

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  1. The Beast Among Us

    That is by far the best thing I’ve ever seen scrawled on a bathroom stall.

  2. It’s no use standing on the seat,
    The crabs in here can jump six feet;
    And if you think that’s rather high,
    Just go next door, the crabs can fly.

  3. Here I sit, broken hearted,
    Paid 10p and only farted.

  4. The Beast Among Us

    Usually, all I ever see is:

    “Mike was here.”

    “Mike is a faggot.”

    “For a good time, call Mike at 555-1212.”

  5. cheechochacha

    uptil I looked at the receipt for $4969 , I accept that my brother could actualey bringing home money parttime at their laptop. . there friends cousin had bean doing this for less than 6 months and by now paid the mortgage on their place and got themselves a Acura . look at here now




  6. One would think from all this wit
    That Oscar Wilde once here did sit.

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