Tuesday, February 11, 2014


previous post: X-Ray your brain, please.



  1. The Beast Among Us

    Because she’s not a cook, that’s why.

  2. Is it a fail because she wanted a BIGGER courgette to take to her bedroom?

  3. Should have ordered a lebanese cucumber. They’re never disappointing.


  5. Hey, what’s for lunch?

  6. ^Finally HR, it makes sense and it worked. Which I’m sure you intended.

  7. Because like Stever, Leonie is going to put it in his bung hole.

  8. My… My wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!

  9. Wait a minute — our comments are supposed to make sense or be relevant? Huh!

  10. ^Or we could post something like “What’s For Lunch” everyday.

    I may start commenting “Can you feel me” everyday because I want to prove a point.

  11. It seems that she has a wedding ring. What if she’s using a tiny cucumber/okra because her husband cannot satisfy her?

  12. One thing ladies.. Stop being prudes and go to a sex shop and get yourself a sex toy that works for you. Dudes beat their shit silly daily, some more than others. It’s natural but that doesn’t mean go for natural foods when pleasing yourself. Personally, I light candles and turn on Red Hot Chili Pipers greatest hits when I visit happy land. To each their own, though.

  13. Turrible is sweet and had the truth available. Everyone else should catch up. Or ketchup.

  14. Yawn…. .

  15. The Beast Among Us

    Get a sybian. And a camera. Because we like to watch while we tug.

  16. Macho Miner Randy Chestrug

    I would never allow a monkey to yank my shit.

  17. ^@10… Feel me dog?

  18. Can you feel me now?

  19. my best friend’s mother makes 88 dolars hourly on the computer. She has been laid off for five months but last month her pay was 21162 USD just working on the computer for a few hours. read the article



  20. Hey Debby? Wanna feel something?

  21. She’s looking for the place to slot the batteries in.

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