Monday, May 7, 2012

Week Starting Wins

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  3. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    If she’s carrying a foetus around in her stomach then her body is all kinds of messed up.

  4. It’s a good example of how to mess up a good joke, right Dr. Chalk? Instead, it should say, “I can fill a woman’s belly for nine months.” At least the belly is a bit more ambiguous than the stomach.

    But really, if you’re a GOOD cook, she’ll still want more eggs and sausage even after being filled.

  5. Self submissions? Both bottom status updates show within seconds of posting somebody submitted. If my friends post something funny I don’t immediately think “oh shit I need to put this on a website immediately!” Want to see if you’re funny? Try doing stand up at
    your local comedy club.

  6. Everybody is a fucking comedian on the intahnedz, jonathan is just sad

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Jonathan deserves a cock in the ass for 9 months for dredging up that ancient joke.

  8. Incorrect. Two eggs would not feed a woman for nine months.

  9. WTFF is Jeff talking about?

  10. @Hawkbit — Instagram, maybe?

  11. I was going to say, probably Instagram, but clevermonkey beat me to the punch.

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