Saturday, July 30, 2011

What Claire Shares…

previous post: Hack Attack



  1. Fiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrsssssssst. Buhahahahahaha

  2. Claire is such a lovely troll…really funny

  3. I have never been more impressed by a troll.

  4. Omg this is toofunny

  5. What is this, anyway?? Not ^that^. This: “I think people would like to touch the hair because it looks beautiful! I’d love to touch and feel the texture of such beautiful hair. I do not think it has to do with ownership or any of that bull, it is simply very attractive. Women out there, please wear your hair natural.”

  6. har har har, bumsex.

    did anyone else think that suroor and dawnyal should have a baby?

  7. Suroor…. Aah, the good old days!

  8. I wish God’s love only came in my heart and mind. But he likes to put it in my butt. And the Big Man doesn’t believe in lube. Apparently he’s had problems with a slick snake in the past.

  9. OMG Soup FTW bahahahaha

  10. Chief butt-humper

  11. I have known about this site for a couple months now. Claire, if she is a real person, is a hack. The whole “well please forgive me if your a Christian” joke is from a comedian named Bill Hicks. While your at it check out Doug Stanhope and Lenny Bruce. Screw wannabe comedy writer hacks.

  12. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    Christianity and anal sex, the corner stones of our society…

  13. imbehind7proxies

    Virgil is a fail troll who is butthurt that he’s never received nearly 500 likes in one day on lamebook. Yes, Bill Hicks had a skit where he had upset some Christians at a gig, and when they circled him afterwards he said “forgive me” that’s it. You call her a hack because of that? The entire troll is funny as fuck and the best bit isn’t even the ‘forgive me’ part. It’s the parting line. If anything I’d say it’s a homage and shows she is not only witty but has good taste in comedians. Screw haters who wish they were as funny.

  14. perhaps Virgil ought to try the lube then. It does make the butthurt go away.

  15. vaginalroundhouse

    Thanks courtneyxxx I would have never known. Let me tell you a story like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

  16. may I join the party? You can all give me wedgies if you like.

  17. Thanks to Claire, and more of the posters above, for restoring my cynicism about humanity. ‘Preciate it.

  18. Actually, it would have too much detail if Claire told Teresa that she always had to take a really big dump afterwards.

  19. *would have been

  20. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Been away from LB a week or so…I like this Claire girl.

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