Monday, October 15, 2012

What have you learned, class?

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  1. FIRST!!!


  3. I learned not to marry an aspiring actor, because I might be impregnated by Satan – Rosemary’s Baby.

  4. I learned that Catholic school girls are whores from some porno. Also, I fucked Nicole.

  5. Always look on the bright side of life.

  6. I learned that powderedtoastman was dropped on his head as a baby. Frequently.

  7. I learned that Einstein was Tasmanian and grew up on an apple farm. I was really upset when that turned out not to be the case. Fuck Yahoo Serious.

  8. Nicole’s sentence here is oddly constructed…
    Wear protection (something the MAN does during coitus) or you (a woman) might get pregnant by a fat guy.
    Doesn’t quite work.

  9. ^ Maybe she meant an armor, so that she wouldn’t be crushed to death in the first place… and then knocked up.

  10. They make condoms for women, too. But I have a feeling she’s thinking more in terms of a chastity belt.

  11. It’s called a diaphragm and is very 80’s.

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