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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Why Don’t You Have A Seat…

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1. Dawn of the Dan February 6th, 2013 at 10:26 am

   I THINK my fb’s been hacked. Not 100% sure, sometimes I black out and rape underage girls and then post it on all my social networking sites.

2. Abraham Lincoln February 6th, 2013 at 10:30 am

   I think Lamebook has been hacked, I’m sure the previous owners were more witty than this.

3. Enchiridion February 6th, 2013 at 11:10 am

   Haha. Oh, To Catch a Predator…

   Lincoln: I very much agree with you. I was around these parts two or three years ago and it appears as though the standard of the submissions has dropped somewhat. Still, I only hold first impressions for now…

4. Noobsauce February 6th, 2013 at 3:36 pm

   RAPE THE VIRGIN THEN SACRIFICE HER TO THE GODS

5. Hermaeus Mora February 6th, 2013 at 5:08 pm

   Woo! Underage sex is hilarious!
   Wait a sec… Been hacked as well. Dammit!

6. beatusmongous February 6th, 2013 at 5:32 pm

   Of course she didn’t tell you she was 15. First off, you never asked her age, and second, it was too difficult for her to talk with the duct tape over her mouth.

7. CapnJaques February 6th, 2013 at 9:07 pm

   I met this one girl a few years back and she tried to trick me. The first time I asked she said she was 19…and a couple days later I overheard her telling someone she just turned 17…and then I found out from a friend she was even younger. Deleted that number pretty quick when I found out her real age.

8. beatusmongous February 6th, 2013 at 9:43 pm

   ^ My money is on 11.

   No, wait, I think I’ll bet on 38.

9. Lost-Dog February 6th, 2013 at 11:09 pm

   I’m betting “she” was a 12 year old Thai boy, Capn.

10. CapnJaques February 7th, 2013 at 3:25 am

    Oh fuck off and go lick your nuts like the filthy mutt you are. “She”, was a 16 year old mermaid!

11. beatusmongous February 7th, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    ^ Why did you put quotation marks around the word “she?”

12. CapnJaques February 7th, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Yikes!

13. CapnJaques February 7th, 2013 at 4:21 pm

    I guess I could have used to word “it”, too! Mermaids confuse me sometimes. :S

14. CapnJaques February 7th, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    FUCK me, my fingers seem to be rather tangled up today…I’ll have to come back tomorrow when they’re working correctly.

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