Friday, August 17, 2012

Wins for the Weekend Part 1

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  1. toddvanhamburger

    Zachary just brightened my day!

  2. You must have had a weak day so far.

  3. I dont always feel like I’m at the top of the gene pool, but when I do I’m at

  4. The first one is the oldest fucking joke ever! Fuck you lamebook!

  5. A horse walks into a bar, the bartender sais “why the long face?”

  6. What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

    Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

  7. what do you call someone who tells lame riddles that an 8 years old spastic kid would think were crap?

    a cunt.

  8. A priest, a rabbi, and a misanthrope walk into a bar..

  9. If these were the “wins” for the weekend, I’m glad I dodged the losses. Pick up your game, Lamebook.


  11. A horse walks into a bar

    Bartender says “why the long face”

    Horse says “I eon a gold medal at the olympics but they gave my medal to the twat who was sat on my back”

  12. Does anyone know the movies in which numbers 5 and 6 were featured?

    11 was pretty funny.

  13. 11 would have been funnier if it wasn’t so retarded.
    Wait, can we still say retard?
    I know we can’t say gay, because it makes people’s vaginas get all sandy; but retard is okay, right?

    I thought these were pretty funny.

  14. ‘retard’ is great in a self-deprecating way, as it is really a verb, isn’t it?
    try being more creative, though. I like ‘fuckmong’ and ‘mongtard’. they have real class.

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