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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wow, Mom!

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1. hootie the blowfish August 18th, 2011 at 12:10 pm

   I don’t believe the second one at all. Like the mom would remember how to make the “penis into the vagina” one if she was so clueless.

   Also, how do you “act out mud wrestling” without … mud wrestling?

2. Steeeever August 18th, 2011 at 12:17 pm

   I’d put my alien in her spaceship!
   STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

3. vaginalroundhouse August 18th, 2011 at 12:26 pm

   Hey Steeeever, when you orgasm do you yell out STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

4. odoyle10 August 18th, 2011 at 12:30 pm

   what makes you think steeeever is having sex? o, you mean with himself watching cinemax? yea, probably.

5. Steeeever August 18th, 2011 at 12:38 pm

   Ya i usually do; unless it’s with odoyle10’s mom….
   Then I yell out “ODOYLE RULES!” and donkey punch her!

6. yodawg August 18th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

   Somebody just got Stever’d!

7. velocirrober August 18th, 2011 at 2:28 pm

   LOL – I just to touch myself to Cinemax’s Friday After Dark movies… Ooohh… to be 19 again…

8. velocirrober August 18th, 2011 at 2:28 pm

   I used*

9. Saffer August 18th, 2011 at 3:07 pm

   yeah that 2nd one is so fake it’s annoying

10. vaginalroundhouse August 18th, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    I was fortunate enough to have HBO growing up. Oh those great shows, Real Sex, Dream On and some random movies at 3am I would stay up to just to catch a boobie.

11. odoyle10 August 18th, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    actually i didnt get stever’d. the joke is on him if hes banging my mom.

12. lilypants August 18th, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    “i dont know what you mean” haha yeah im sure she didnt notice after THREE times of typing it that it looked like a penis

13. Hawkbit August 18th, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    Quami. Just listen to it

14. Steeeever August 19th, 2011 at 3:00 am

    Odolye, if you thought banging your mom is bad, i guess it is about time I tell you I also donkey punched your dad, grandma and sisters.
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!

15. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities August 19th, 2011 at 3:36 am

    @odoyle10, why? Is she dead?

16. salamander August 19th, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    The penis story is so bogus. Whose mom says “your brother’s texts to his girlfriend”? Sorry.

17. Elizabeth August 19th, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Lamebook stop being so effing retarded and letting this shit get through.

    The second one is so clearly fake its unreal. Why do kids seem to think their parents don’t know what sex is?!

18. CommentsAtLarge August 19th, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    @11 – haha those were the days, Real Sex was HBO’s gift to pubescent boys everywhere

19. Just_Jess August 21st, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    @commentsatlarge and unexperienced, but curious preteen girls. I do believe real sex taugh me how to give a proper bj.. well that and the slumber party scene in white chicks. 8===D

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