Tuesday, October 20, 2009

You don’t read?


previous post: is Regretting his Status.



  1. Its not girlfriend its a griffin. “Grifnd” = Griffin
    He’s being hustled by Griffins.

  2. It’s depressing how many people write “don’t read lol!” or something of that ilk in there…

  3. Goodest Spellerer

    It’s really hard to quit smoiking too.

  4. Im strayt Gd up
    I don’t like to think about that.

  5. Clearly, this person does not read books.

  6. i feel like I’ve lost some brain cells just reading this post.

  7. wow… i thinks that all i can say

  8. It’s a trap!

  9. these people are bred in my hometown.

  10. this guy is cool man, i know him. hes from the ghetto hes a gangbanger who gets high.

  11. 7 chip. I would just like to draw your attention to the fact that this guy is not British. I can tell this because we speak English from birth and no matter how much weed we smoke don’t lose that ability. Unlike you fucking arsehole Yank twats who can’t even spell words like weid or alkohaul.

  12. notthemessaiah, not all of us Yank twats misspell weed an alcohol. But we sure as shit can spell Messiah. Of course that’s because we are over run by religious morons, but still.

  13. *consults Idiot to English dictionary.

  14. really? i mean…. really? i’ve met some stupid, stupid people, but really? good grief i hate idiots.

  15. Not sure what scares me more, the weid, alkohaul, bastkbetball or nihtklub. Meanwhile my spell check just shot itself in the face.

  16. I think someone smoiked a little too much weid before filling out their profile…

  17. I think I enjoyed the Yank and Brit argument the most.

    Tell ya what. The world sucks, your all just as lame as each other. Suck it up and make up or make out.

  18. @WTF America #43: That is an incredible concept. The country would be so so much more educated… Wow…

  19. this is why we give them the shortest month of the year for their fucking ‘Wee beez kings and qweens” munf. They are ruining the culture…

  20. retards at their best…

  21. are you serious? you racist prick, where does it say that he’s black? and of what culture do you speak, pray tell?

  22. its obvious the man is black… “BEt” dumbass. youre just mad because your culture is not the “brightest”

  23. ^^
    this is not our culture.
    our culture was robbed from us many years ago, along with our languages and livelihood.

    this is simply a reflection of the commercialized, marketable “culture” that white suburban youth love and that white ceos exploit to make money off and oppress a people that have suffered even since whites showed up to their rich, beautiful continent.

    there is a lot of reading you should do, cheik anta diop would be a good start so you can learn the real origin of “western culture.”

  24. @notthemessaiah Wow, you Brits can speak at birth? I don’t know any other cultures on Earth whose babies can do that. Truly amazing. And i also did not know until i read your post that only Americans mis-spell. I thought Iceland was the only country in the world with 100% literacy. Apparently England can claim the same.

    Oh wait, you’re just a culturalist idiot. Come to think of it, most people are idiots, English or American or Russian or Swiss (actually, the Swiss are all geniuses) or members of any nationality. Personally, based on this person’s grammar, i daresay he’s Martian.

  25. @notthemessaiah – WTF??? You speak English from birth? I highly doubt that – there is no reason why this person couldn’t be British, American, Canadian, Australian or any other English speaking nationality…. no one speaks a language from birth and knows how to spell perfectly from the word ‘go’.
    He was just making a joke, calm down about it and grow a brain…

  26. fuck awesome (formerly fuck whitey)

    plenty of white people watch bet, smoke weed, drink alcohol, and type like wannabe gangstas on facebook. and your comment about my culture not being the brightest is also bull shit. no one can claim cultural supremacy. way to interpret one idiot as the representative of an entire ethnicity. this site is supposed to be about funny shit

  27. God you guys take yourselves too seriously.

  28. Unfortunately I know of many people who write ‘i don’t read books’ or ‘books??!!!??’ or ‘heat magazine’ or ‘i’ve only eva red 1 book in my lif witch was jordan’s bography’

    sigh – it’s depressing.

  29. RE: nl

    I know those people too. They get un-friended with a quickness.

  30. Umm… He spelled the words that way because facebook won’t accept weed and other certain words… Still lame.

  31. @ Pnut

    I doubt Facebook disallows the use of the words ‘Fine’,’Straight’,’Girlfriend’, ‘Basketball’ and ‘Nightclub’; I am quite sure that I have seen them written on Facebook pages correctly before, and Facebook would have to no need to Filter words including ‘Basketball’ and ‘Fine’

  32. That one part “I do not read books” is correctly spelled because he left it a blank, it’s an automatic message on Fakeboob. One would think you’d be able to imagine that…

  33. @Cox

    No, it actually isn’t an automatic message. Try leaving yours blank and see if it automatically is changed to that. It isn’t. Plus, it says “I no do not read books,” which is not a proper sentence if you pay attention at all.

  34. at least he spelt ‘friends’ right…

  35. John Players Standard

    Hey guys obviously he can read if he can tell which each one of the columns.

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