I saw the Loch Ness Monster once. Ooh, it must’ve been about seven, eight years ago. I was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water. I was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said, “What on earth is that creature?!” It stood above me looking down with these big red eyes! Oh, it was so scary! So I yelled. I said, “What do you want from me, monster?!” And the monster bent down and said, “…Uh I need about tree-fitty.”
Houston we have a problem, a LMAO problem, lulz, and to beats, tree fiddy? who do you think u are? the goddammed lochness mo’ster? I ain’t givin u no tree fiddy!
Must admit I chuckled at the rush hour one.
I didnt even come close to chuckling at any of them….
I saw the Loch Ness Monster once. Ooh, it must’ve been about seven, eight years ago. I was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water. I was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said, “What on earth is that creature?!” It stood above me looking down with these big red eyes! Oh, it was so scary! So I yelled. I said, “What do you want from me, monster?!” And the monster bent down and said, “…Uh I need about tree-fitty.”
This update has ruined Christmas.
@Myra that’s not lame, that’s funny. But I sure hope you’re not FB friends with your mom and dad.
@beatusmongous You watch Southpark, eh? Do tell.
Houston we have a problem, a LMAO problem, lulz, and to beats, tree fiddy? who do you think u are? the goddammed lochness mo’ster? I ain’t givin u no tree fiddy!