Friday, June 22, 2012

You’re Welcome

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  1. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Enough of this fucking bullshit.

  2. Enough of this. I am in the mood to be caught fucking a huge pile of bullshit.

    FIXED. enjoy your poop sex dukey.

  3. Exactly my sentiment, duke….way to start the fuckin’ weekend! Fresh, unfiltered, useless bullshit.

  4. Oh, look! An old camera greyscale register chart. I haven’t seen one of those in years.

  5. 2 in one day. This has to be fake.

  6. Dave is awesome. Some people just can’t get your sarcasm… Or context. You are famous now dude… twice. And these fuckers don’t even know why you are so fucking awesome. You get to laugh now. Bwaaahahahaha

  7. I mean these guys are looking at lame book and making these comments? You rock the real world! Haha

  8. ^ Hipster alert!

  9. Anastasia can’t hear you over the sound of her 5th orgasm.

  10. fucking hell, jmitchell. no need to so vigorously defend someone that everybody is ignoring anyway.
    no one gives a shit how fucking ‘famous’ dave is. being famous never stopped bono from sucking balls, did it?

  11. I just came in my pants already.

  12. booooooooooooooooooring

  13. As eddie implied Im shocked that a stay at home mom can make millions funding terrorism. Go to to fund fr yourself.

  14. I don’t know, I wouldn’t be so shocked, T. According to the U.S. government I’ve been funding terrorism for years..what, with all the weed I’ve bought…and all that nonsense. Such a bold statement, eh?

  15. Excellent choice, Capn.Continue with your noble weed purchassing.

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    That’s the first time I’ve seen a sentence containing the phrase “noble weed [purchasing].”

  17. Look at T1000 sneaking his “ass” into the sentence.

  18. ^I try not to look at it.
    ass it’s usually pretty fucking pointless to do so.

  19. Weed purchassing is what Capn has to do when he’s low on cash.

  20. Worth a chuckle. Now onwards…

  21. I’m currently working on my own version of this book in an attempt to reinvigorate the male libido through the medium of poorly written shoddy arsewash… It’s called ’50 shades of Black and Blue’

    That’s the colour a birds’ spunkbox will be by the time it’s finished with if my instructions are followed correctly.

  22. His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
    – 50 Shades of Grey

  23. ^I stole that, before anyone starts.

  24. ^Don’t stop. And keep your shoes on.

  25. If it weren’t for the YouTube video of Gilbert Godfrey reading this, I wouldn’t know any of the book’s actual content. The way he delivers the line about fisting is Oscar-worthy.

  26. ^ I’m looking that up right now. Gilbert is the perfect voice for something like this.

  27. Sorry…his last name is Gottfried.

  28. jmitchell = Dave = tool.

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