I cry fake – ‘Brittney’ always appears to the name of the ‘douchbagettes’ on this site, it’s been overused as the name of the stupid. Secondly, would you really tag somebody in an update about how they’ve just had an injury? Really? You think the Whiskey drinking cool boarder wants messages of prayer from all of Robbi’s god bothering friends?
I’ll definitely invoke Brittney when I perform my traditional beetle sacrifice at midnight tonight. Hell, I might even butcher an otter in supplication.
@danr. this post is absolutely 100% real. I am friends with this person and saw this on her wall. she has recently woken from a coma and is gaining her memory back slowly
@DanR, I’m a Jessica (Jessi, Jessie, Jess, Jessica Jesika, etc.) and please know that “common names” are called that for a reason.
Brittany (Brittni, Brittney, Britney, Brit, etc.) is a very common name, as well (I know, at least, five).
“Secondly, would you really tag somebody in an update about how they’ve just had an injury? Really? You think the Whiskey drinking cool boarder wants messages of prayer from all of Robbi’s god bothering friends?”
I would “tag somebody in an update about how they’ve just had an injury” because it alerts all of the person’s friends about the issue at hand.
Also, I’m not religious, but why do you suppose that someone who drinks whiskey and snowboards is not in anyway religious?
Who the hell snowboards sober? Some ski hills have extra chalets at the top -and- halfway down in case you can’t do a full run without stopping for a refill. I wouldn’t be caught dead on a ski hill without a few drinks in me!
Reading this was quite amusing but….. I’m the one with “god (God) bothering friends. Brittney is my daughter. Did she have whiskey? No…it was a joke. Did she have a snowboarding accident with a head injury? Yes…and it was no joke!
is she from jasper, i think she is and i think my GF’s brother took her off the hill if it is the same brittany… also proving this is no fake… drunk people have died this year there and i used to always do it drunk but as progression goes and you get better, faster and try gnarlier shit, there is no place for over consumption of the booze, but especially if your not a strong boarder to begin with, which in most cases is the problem… now dont get me wrong i still like a few brews on the hill, just nothin that will cause me to fall into the trees out of control or rag doll down a rockface i drop… but thats just one mans opinion, hope shes doin all right…
I cry fake – ‘Brittney’ always appears to the name of the ‘douchbagettes’ on this site, it’s been overused as the name of the stupid. Secondly, would you really tag somebody in an update about how they’ve just had an injury? Really? You think the Whiskey drinking cool boarder wants messages of prayer from all of Robbi’s god bothering friends?
Brittney is such a slut.
Why do people insist on using hashtags on Facebook? It’s useless and it looks crazy.
I’ll definitely invoke Brittney when I perform my traditional beetle sacrifice at midnight tonight. Hell, I might even butcher an otter in supplication.
The lizard lord of creation likes blood.
And you find out its a fake DanR, now what DanR , what’s your plan of attack now ?
Deviant, it is because people are dumb as shit.
totheflames, I can totally hear your tone getting angrier, lmao
@5. My plan is to smoke this joint, and go to sleep. Goodnight, love ya.
Yeah
@danr. this post is absolutely 100% real. I am friends with this person and saw this on her wall. she has recently woken from a coma and is gaining her memory back slowly
@DanR, I’m a Jessica (Jessi, Jessie, Jess, Jessica Jesika, etc.) and please know that “common names” are called that for a reason.
Brittany (Brittni, Brittney, Britney, Brit, etc.) is a very common name, as well (I know, at least, five).
“Secondly, would you really tag somebody in an update about how they’ve just had an injury? Really? You think the Whiskey drinking cool boarder wants messages of prayer from all of Robbi’s god bothering friends?”
I would “tag somebody in an update about how they’ve just had an injury” because it alerts all of the person’s friends about the issue at hand.
Also, I’m not religious, but why do you suppose that someone who drinks whiskey and snowboards is not in anyway religious?
Giving head while snowboarding = extreme danger. Let this be a warning for all skanks out there – wait to get back the lodge, for god-sake!
The first Brittany that I’d like to call my friend. I hope she gets better soon.
If she really did shoot some whiskey before boarding then I’d save my prayers for someone who is not a complete idiot.
If she didn’t then, ok, I hope she gets well soon.
I like whiskey.
Who the hell snowboards sober? Some ski hills have extra chalets at the top -and- halfway down in case you can’t do a full run without stopping for a refill. I wouldn’t be caught dead on a ski hill without a few drinks in me!
Reading this was quite amusing but….. I’m the one with “god (God) bothering friends. Brittney is my daughter. Did she have whiskey? No…it was a joke. Did she have a snowboarding accident with a head injury? Yes…and it was no joke!
is she from jasper, i think she is and i think my GF’s brother took her off the hill if it is the same brittany… also proving this is no fake… drunk people have died this year there and i used to always do it drunk but as progression goes and you get better, faster and try gnarlier shit, there is no place for over consumption of the booze, but especially if your not a strong boarder to begin with, which in most cases is the problem… now dont get me wrong i still like a few brews on the hill, just nothin that will cause me to fall into the trees out of control or rag doll down a rockface i drop… but thats just one mans opinion, hope shes doin all right…