Uhm no thanks dude, not interested at the moment. The internet has provided me with enough weird masturbating-while-looking -at- horses (true story) type of dudes to keep me busy for quite a while. Thank you for the offer though.
Look sabababa, even if you do pretend to be an internet horse, those dudes aren’t masturbating-while-looking-at-you, they’re grabbing their junk in horror as their testicles retract into their groin.
The problem here is that some people regard horses as beautiful and are, naturally, expecting beauty.
Try billing yourself as an internet warthog, or an internet blob fish. #truthinadvertising
@#6 Nah, the internet is not really my thing, more like something I go to when I don’t feel like working. I should be ashamed of that right? Because as we all know I should be completely enthralled with mediocre humour sites and should be oblivious to any type of old fashioned outdoor tangible socialising.
I was referring to facebook, coz that can be seen as the “internet” also hey?I think i mentioned weird guys always inviting and inboxing me…but ya I have some nice pics of Kiger mustangs if you are interested?
Oh and I was not associating myself with these horses they masturbate to. I was emphasising a trait that made me realise that they are weird, sorry if I caused some confusion there.
Bacchante, i told you to avoid all mirrors/reflective surfaces as far as possible.
@#14 Good idea!While we at it we might as well watch the doccie on playing with internet obsessed paedophiles and psychopaths who seeks attention everytime you go online.
you say these pretty words, yet utterly fail to quantify them in any way, shape or form.
words don’t magically become true just because you babbled them out, sabebbaba. or witty. or interesting.
Ok next time i’ll go and research a few big fancy words and throw in a few phoney anecdotes just so you and a few other people might find me “witty” and/or “interesting”…coz you know, thats sooooo totally what i come here for.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaammy!
cunt
Obsession almost never results in anything good.
I will shift my attention to you….
Uhm no thanks dude, not interested at the moment. The internet has provided me with enough weird masturbating-while-looking -at- horses (true story) type of dudes to keep me busy for quite a while. Thank you for the offer though.
Look sabababa, even if you do pretend to be an internet horse, those dudes aren’t masturbating-while-looking-at-you, they’re grabbing their junk in horror as their testicles retract into their groin.
The problem here is that some people regard horses as beautiful and are, naturally, expecting beauty.
Try billing yourself as an internet warthog, or an internet blob fish. #truthinadvertising
WTF is with the times??
@#6 Nah, the internet is not really my thing, more like something I go to when I don’t feel like working. I should be ashamed of that right? Because as we all know I should be completely enthralled with mediocre humour sites and should be oblivious to any type of old fashioned outdoor tangible socialising.
I was referring to facebook, coz that can be seen as the “internet” also hey?I think i mentioned weird guys always inviting and inboxing me…but ya I have some nice pics of Kiger mustangs if you are interested?
Oh and I was not associating myself with these horses they masturbate to. I was emphasising a trait that made me realise that they are weird, sorry if I caused some confusion there.
I prefer decapitating small rodents whilst masturbating, some call this weird. I don’t, I wear safety goggles.
^That is kinda hot actually.
Well, thank fuck sababbabeba never goes on the internet, then.
Aww love you too Msassthrobs
you should hook up with teeko (from a few threads over) so you sad cunts can have fascinating chats about how you never go online.
or they could flick each others beans…..vid/up/link
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I see a metric fucktonne of fucked up shit online every day, yet still I’m not sure I’m ready for the sababebabe sextape.
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Bacchante, i told you to avoid all mirrors/reflective surfaces as far as possible.
@#14 Good idea!While we at it we might as well watch the doccie on playing with internet obsessed paedophiles and psychopaths who seeks attention everytime you go online.
you say these pretty words, yet utterly fail to quantify them in any way, shape or form.
words don’t magically become true just because you babbled them out, sabebbaba. or witty. or interesting.
Ok next time i’ll go and research a few big fancy words and throw in a few phoney anecdotes just so you and a few other people might find me “witty” and/or “interesting”…coz you know, thats sooooo totally what i come here for.
*sigh* do you want me to piss up your left nostril first this time?
nope, in my backhole please, I receive more pleasure that way… and don’t worry il bring that uhm ‘stuff’ to help you get it up this time.
Don’t forget the ball-gag and hood. Some shit should neither be seen nor heard.