Thursday, October 29, 2009

Keep Your Status in Your Pants

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  1. Hey guys, I’m Jesus (the one and only!) and I’m here to say I’d appreciate it if you guys did the right thing and didn’t make sign ins mandatory.

    People making fun of each other is the only thing that makes this site worthwhile! Me and my homies check it all the time, fo serious. It’s hilarious.

    Cheers guys,
    Jesus Christ the First
    Son of God

  2. Why does everyone assume Erin’s her friend? It could be a mother or guardian…

  3. hey kelly!! how did it go?? i don’t really give a flying fuck and i already know how it went cause i know what the doctor said, but hey, i’ll ask a pointless question anyway. your doctor called and he told me its really hard for the doctors to help someone with such bad yeast built up in their… you know. everyone knows, you don’t get yeast build up in your nostril, do you? but i know you are hoping for the best, although i’m fucking not, so i just wanna say i am extremely jealous of you and i want to humilate you to better myself, but i’m gonna say i love you and you have my support no matter what cause im a two faced bitch

    luv ya kelz

  4. soooo, i take it you like fishsticks Neal… dont say no, i am the almighty, i know shit…

  5. Erin – FTW!

  6. I’m betting Erin is an ex-boyfriend and is posting that to get back at Kelly. Petty and lame.

  7. Erin is a girl name.

  8. I assumed Erin is a girl, but assumptions don’t mean shit. There are males with typically female names and vice versa.

  9. … it’s more often used as a girl name but it can be both actually

  10. Erin’s talking shite, trying to embarrass Kelly.

    Conor sounds like an idiot to me.

  11. Kelly, Quinn, Ryan – when did it become cool to call your kids Irish last names? It’s very confusing.

  12. Boz man, Kelly and Ryan are perfectly normal 1st names

  13. @62 – agreed.

  14. ummm… there is a reason why we have inboxs

  15. Erin must be an angry sister or something, because I don’t think the doctor would have called her random friend to tell her the news… Either way, they must live together, considering she received the phone call. And couldn’t tell her in person? Hm.

  16. Errrr, I’m guessing there was no phonecall, since that would violate all kinds of Doctor-patient relationships. Highly unlikely a doctor would do anything other than ask you to go to the surgery to talk to them to be fair.

    Am also guessing that Erin wrote it as a vicious thing on Kelly’s wall. Or maybe as a joke. Maybe that kind of joke is fine for them. Each to their own and all that. Highly unlikely to be any kind of yeast infection going on.

    You know, just plain old slander in public to make the other look bad. If there’s any truth in it, it’s probably coincidence.

  17. You know someone is an idiot when you see they’ve jumped on the “worst. something. ever.” cliche bandwagon.

  18. How old is Conor referring to his cock as his “weiner”?

    We don’t use that over here but I’m kinda thinking that it’s only young yank kids who call it that.

    In which case, WTF is he doing being wasted… Jeez.

  19. Little Miss Bitch

    Erin could be Kelly’s rather indiscreet mom..?

  20. WHY hasn’t anyone mentioned the wiener post.?? I thought it was hilarious.!! O., yea., Erin;s post was had revenge all over it..

    LOL.!

  21. rotflcopter!

    erin’s post has some mean girls shit written all over it.

    &

    what is up with climbing metal fences naked?!

  22. Erin reminds me of a chick I knew in high school, would come over subservient and sickly sweet to her female friends (slutty to the guys but hey that was fun) and then go around to the guys her friends liked and either slept with them or told them they had a disease or something.
    Needless to say after high school she moved states to goto college.

  23. As for weiner boy……… sure who hasn’t scratched their dick on a fence or two. People are you telling me no one here has had to run away from a big hairy scary boyfriend at a bonfire party while naked and drunk ???
    Seriously you guys need to get out more.

  24. I believe that every post is from the same person, trying desperately to have a conversation with “real” people while sitting naked at his computer while fondling his “wiener” dog.

    Try to disprove my theory…

  25. 71828182845904523536

    @ Tristan

    This message proves it to you, and to me.

  26. This wouldn’t have been half as lame if he used a word other than weiner.

  27. So…did no one pick up on the “your doctor called me” part as a total impossibility? And that there is no such medical dilemma as a massive yeast build up? This is a joke. A funny one too.
    xoxo to Kelly’s vagina

    p.s. your sense of humor called. It wants subtlety back.

  28. Duh? What a fucking loser!

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