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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

One-Upperistic

First off. Justin. Linkin Park? Seriously?

Kristin. That’s a Bummer. I’m not really sure where that came from, but I’m sure your dad would compliment your ability to give an improper status response.
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1. Allie June 25th, 2009 at 3:38 am

   Way to lighten the mood, Kristin.

2. Justin June 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

   Thanks, Kristin! That did make me feel better! Knowing your dad is apathetic towards you really makes my life seem totally less bummeristic :-\
   I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
   AND IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER…

3. Kristin June 26th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

   No problem!!
   I’m turning emo.

4. jay July 7th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

   none of us are proud of you either.. die

5. Diane Mk II August 14th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

   Hey Kristin, the magic words are, “I know just how you feel. I’m sorry.” That’s it. No mas.

6. Squee October 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

   What’s wrong with Linkin Park?

7. Hatsumomo October 13th, 2009 at 11:43 am

   I think it would have been much worse had she said “if it makes you feel any better my dad rapes me at 5am every morning, but just anally so I can’t get preggers”.

8. wellduh? October 14th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

   LMFAO “my dad rapes me at 5am every morning” really bitch?! That is dissrespectful. Maybe he does that to his grandchildren. You fucking douche bag. Go to hell. >:[

9. Heli October 19th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

   Hatsumomom, was that really necessary?

10. Hatsumomo October 25th, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Yes, it really was. I’m just saying Kristin’s “daddy issues” could be much worse. I’m an optimist.

    Also, I think what Kristin is really sorry about is that Justin is listening to Linkin Park.

11. Jack October 28th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    lol @ hatsumomo

    That was gold. You guys know that Kristin is probably the type of girls that puts out like crazy due to her self esteem issues, right?

12. Whew November 15th, 2009 at 3:26 am

    Squee October 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    What’s wrong with Linkin Park?

    ________________

    This complies with an earlier comment about the need to lamebook comments back onto lamebook.

13. Tropicolor February 15th, 2010 at 9:40 am

    I agree with Whew – what’s wrong with Linkin Park?

14. Mickey2315 February 16th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Finally! A good lamester of the day, and a good note from the editors. Goodness. I was beginning to lose faith in you guys.

15. Vancouver April 12th, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    If you must know, Linkin Park has been releasing the same song with the same structure with the same theme every year since their inception. Their lyrics are bland and cliche, their songs are almost all structured the same, they take themselves way too seriously, they are all too wealthy, successful, and married to be angsty, and overall they’re just an unintentionally hilarious band.

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