It’s not the offensiveness that bothers me, though those more easily offended than me will hate it for that reason. It’s the fact that it’s just not FUNNY. 97% of jokes there are either fucking old, poorly told, or not even jokes. They seem to be so desperate to offend that they forgot to actually inejct any funny into their jokes today.
Some big disaster or horrible tragedy will occur, and they’ll be so eager to be one of the first to make a joke about it that they won’t make a joke, they’ll just say some fucking statement which involves it.
I’m not following the story, but I think three women have been killed, and the police were searching for their remains. They found some remains in a river, but confirmed they weren’t human. Here are variations on the joke (all starting with: ‘Police confirm remains are not human’) that are all on Sickipedia:
‘they had to find a p**i sooner or later’
‘Did he kill some n*****s as well?’
‘They were dancers?’ (wtf?)
‘Sounds about right, from the photos they were all fucking dogs!’
Top quality humour there, you massive fucking tools.
I joined the first one on facebook. I think it’s pretty funny. Although I wouldn’t be laughing if someone directed that command my way. Neither would they.
I’m still shocked by that “I didn’t join your group…” group — its grammar is actually perfect! I didn’t know there *were* any Facebook groups with good grammar in the name!
@ Vandelay, not sure the grammar is perfect, it implies that the reason for joining the group wasn’t the bad grammar, i.e. ‘I didn’t join your group because the grammar was bad, I joined it because…’ I *think* it should be ‘I didn’t become a fan of your group, because your grammar sucks’.
@Vandelay, @sam_u_ell – This is the point of Victoria’s fail:
She joins a group stating that she didn’t join your (previous invites for a) group because your grammar sucks. BUT just before that she joined a group with incorrect grammar. Your should be You’re.. Get it now?
@ Vandelay, not sure the grammar is perfect, it implies that the reason for joining the group wasn’t the bad grammar, i.e. ‘I didn’t join your group because the grammar was bad, I joined it because…’ I *think* it should be ‘I didn’t become a fan of your group, because your grammar sucks’.
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The grammar is fine. Why is that comma necessary? It’s one cohesive thought; the comma is NOT required. “I didn’t do Y because X,” is grammatically correct. “I didn’t do Y, because X,” is NOT. Brush up on your skills, if you would, before passing them off as correct.
BEN!
Also, gender jokes always seem funny to me. I like the first one.
That clay head still creeps me the fuck out.
Congratulations Victoria.
Hello?
Is it me you’re looking for?
God, it looks like it’s moulded out of dog shit. I hate that video/song/clay head…. Or maybe i’m just cranky today.
First ones awesine, 4th one shouldn’t really make the ‘win’ category, perhaps the Lamesters category would have suited it better.
That clay head made me laugh quite loudly. It was borderline guffawing.
I’m sick of people stealing jokes from Sickipedia to make gay little fan pages on Facebook
ben ben – haha
@AlexXII
Would you be okay with it if the groups gave credit to the guys who made it up? After all, I’m happy when wins like these are brought to my attention!
I usually join a group because their grammar sucks, write “your grammar sucks” on the group’s wall, and then leave the group.
Sickipedia sucks. There’s like, one decent joke to every hundred ‘I kielld a babie today. lol.’ joke.
Oh Lord I laughed so hard at the Lionel Ritchie group. It looks as if it is made of horse/ dog shite.
Lionel’s clay bust inspired to revisit the video. Why I bothered with a trip down that 80’s pastel coloured lane, I’ll never know.
Hate that song.
Just to clarify, I’m referring to the pastel fashion, ok.
When that video came on, it was a good time for a bathroom break. (Really showing my age here!)
Stop making groups out of sickipedia jokes! Ok maybe not.
I fucking despise Sickipedia.
It’s not the offensiveness that bothers me, though those more easily offended than me will hate it for that reason. It’s the fact that it’s just not FUNNY. 97% of jokes there are either fucking old, poorly told, or not even jokes. They seem to be so desperate to offend that they forgot to actually inejct any funny into their jokes today.
Some big disaster or horrible tragedy will occur, and they’ll be so eager to be one of the first to make a joke about it that they won’t make a joke, they’ll just say some fucking statement which involves it.
I’m not following the story, but I think three women have been killed, and the police were searching for their remains. They found some remains in a river, but confirmed they weren’t human. Here are variations on the joke (all starting with: ‘Police confirm remains are not human’) that are all on Sickipedia:
‘they had to find a p**i sooner or later’
‘Did he kill some n*****s as well?’
‘They were dancers?’ (wtf?)
‘Sounds about right, from the photos they were all fucking dogs!’
Top quality humour there, you massive fucking tools.
I joined the first one on facebook. I think it’s pretty funny. Although I wouldn’t be laughing if someone directed that command my way. Neither would they.
I’m still shocked by that “I didn’t join your group…” group — its grammar is actually perfect! I didn’t know there *were* any Facebook groups with good grammar in the name!
@ rockinghorsefly, I laughed at the first one, but like you if someone commanded me to do that they would end up in the burns unit…
@ Vandelay, not sure the grammar is perfect, it implies that the reason for joining the group wasn’t the bad grammar, i.e. ‘I didn’t join your group because the grammar was bad, I joined it because…’ I *think* it should be ‘I didn’t become a fan of your group, because your grammar sucks’.
@Vandelay, @sam_u_ell – This is the point of Victoria’s fail:
She joins a group stating that she didn’t join your (previous invites for a) group because your grammar sucks. BUT just before that she joined a group with incorrect grammar. Your should be You’re.. Get it now?
Yeah, I got that part, thanks. Was just pointing out that the grammar isn’t quite right in the first one either.
sam_u_ell
@ Vandelay, not sure the grammar is perfect, it implies that the reason for joining the group wasn’t the bad grammar, i.e. ‘I didn’t join your group because the grammar was bad, I joined it because…’ I *think* it should be ‘I didn’t become a fan of your group, because your grammar sucks’.
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The grammar is fine. Why is that comma necessary? It’s one cohesive thought; the comma is NOT required. “I didn’t do Y because X,” is grammatically correct. “I didn’t do Y, because X,” is NOT. Brush up on your skills, if you would, before passing them off as correct.
@ sraosa
The image is there because the second group’s grammar is bad. It should be “you’re a twat”, not “your a twat”