Thursday, April 7, 2011

A Couple of Scary Shares

previous post: Picturing the Problems



  1. I hope he rigged the damn thing right, otherwise Natasha is in for a shock. No the Oh-cool-a-surprise! kind of shock

  2. Whoa what?!? I want more, I hate cliffhangers, whoever submitted Missy’s please submit a follow-up!!

  3. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @agenda – It’s a joke. Not one his wife seems to like though.

  4. stardogchampion

    Major Ewwwwwwwwwww.

  5. vaginalroundhouse

    Incest nothing but the best

  6. These woman are the sluts of the world. I do not wish to know of their disgusting ways and trashy men.

  7. stardogchampion

    @ #6 are you REALLY Suroor or is this just a joke? lol.

  8. Ceci n'est pas un nom

    Oh wow. After lurking this site for MONTHS I just had to register for this… I hope with all my being that #6 is the real Suroor and that he will post regularly from now on. It will take the entertainment value of the comments section to a whole new level (not that it isn’t pretty entertaining already).
    Come to think of it, it might be even funnier if it isn’t the real Suroor but just someone who has assumed his identity and will comment on every post with nuggets of wisdom such as this.

  9. suroor, your arms are like straight from the heavens!!

  10. FSM help us all…

  11. I think I need someone to wallace the first one for me. Start with what a “piece of refill” is and then please go from there.

  12. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Can I please slap a few people? For god’s sake it’s not the real Suroor. Just go with the joke.

  13. Ceci n'est pas un nom

    Slap away horse… I mean, I know it’s probably not the real Suroor but there IS a teeny tiny chance that it could be… a girl can dream, can’t she?

  14. some people seem to completely forget whats private and whats to made public nowdays. this is one sick status update

  15. Ceci – Yes. A girl can dream, but if that’s really Surror, there’s also a chance she would get hit.

  16. @ everyone reading about the fake Suroor..

    Fake Pages of myself r Not created by me in lamebook. i have only this single account. Fans do the rest of the work. As long as medicine is Not discovered for envy and jealousy and story makers r there, there will be fake pages of mine created by jobless trashes. Continue. Try stronger provoking comments. try your best against the best. But u can only bark looking at the star. My single hair wont move. No more time to comment on these silly things or for these poor fellows working for pennys daiy who cant imagine luxury. Anyway i am getting more girls requests with your help. Haha.. thanks envy Kiddy idiots. Bark.

  17. @ Suroor PS

    Kindly get a better grasp of English, it doesn’t deserve to be violated and slaughtered like that.

  18. Good try fake suroor, you are getting the hang of it though. Read a few more of his posts…

  19. ifitwerentformyhorse

    @Hawkbit – He copied it directly from his Facebook. 🙂

  20. @ lametothemin
    I piece of refill is a piece of lined paper. Not sure what Americans call it.

  21. @mcmunch We call it loose leaf paper. Which now that I think of it, sounds odd.

  22. Thanks, mcmunch. I call it paper. “Notebook paper” if I want to be fancy.

  23. Missy doesn’t say if her dad is also her sister’s dad… may not be incest, actually.

  24. @mcmunch I would call it a freaking piece of paper that keeps the pussy plungers batteries in place.

    Rigging a vibrator to accept AAA batteries AND being proud of it. I mean rig the fucking thing to accept a 24v truck battery, or even better make it “green” and rig it to accept Michael J. Fox and you’ll never need batteries again. Pleasuring oneself is so much nicer if you don’t have to worry about your carbon footprint.

  25. Stom you are my favorite.

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