Monday, May 3, 2010

A Few Reviews

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  1. Davis with the originality fail… that “my date was McD’s” joke has been around since at least the mid-1980s.

  2. So…when I go see Ironman2 will that fat chick be there? Kinda hope so..

  3. Hahahahaha, first one made me giggle.
    The mental images are great xD

  4. BritishHobette

    Oh, Mass. Fat chick being fingered in public = makes any normal human being want to vomit.

    Also…the chances of seeing a fat chick anywhere are high. Have fun with that.

  5. Who's That Girl?

    fat girls need luvin too!

  6. Nothing says class likes movie theatre sex :).
    It’s good to know I’m not the only one who does it, hehehe.

  7. I will never look at my dyson the same way again

  8. Last one was a total win!!!

  9. so THAT’s why my hubby wanted to buy me a dyson….

  10. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    @cupid I will also cringe every time I use my Dyson..

  11. obviously davis is no prize or he wouldnt have been set up with McDonalds

  12. i fingered my dyson at mcdonalds…

  13. oh gosh, anyone getting fingered in public makes you want to vomit, let alone big girls..

  14. I find it a bit odd that so many of you would want to vomit at the site of a fat girl getting fingered.
    I thought it was pretty funny xD

    Anyway, who could resist those big, juicy flaps..

  15. ughhhhh reminds me, this fat girl got fingered in the backseat of my friend’s car after junior prom. GROSS. i just don’t understand why any girl would WANT to be fingered in public. yuck.

  16. Sometimes you need to do things in public to add excitement to a dying relationship.

  17. They always talk about how well the Dyson sucks.

    I must have bought the wrong model, or a lemon.

  18. Who's That Girl?

    LMAO @ Word’s Lemon pun!

  19. Hahaha xD

  20. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I saw this sex toy that attaches to any vacuum cleaner so when a girl uses it, it sucks her clit into it and then vibrates it. I can’t remember its name though.

  21. Eww fat girls getting fingered are horribly attractive.

  22. There’s a hole in my fat girl, dear liza, dear liza
    There’s a hole in my fat girl, dear liza, a hole
    Well finger it dear henry, dear henry, dear henry
    Finger it dear henry, dear henry, finger it

    With what shall I finger, dear liza, dear liza
    With what shall I finger dear liza, with what?
    With….. your finger, dear henry, dear henry
    They call it fingering for a reason, dear henry….

    The song goes on to mention that the backseat of a Dodge Neon is the optimal place for henry to do his fingering.

  23. oh, mcowles…..

    marry me?

  24. @dawnstar

    Do you own a Dodge Neon?

  25. lol

  26. @Dukey really? when you find the name let me know !!! Never heard of it but when I read your post out loud my Dyson wants to meet it!

  27. Haha mc, I’ll buy a Neon and gain 100 pounds…bring it on.

  28. @dawnstar

    I think you just won my heart…

    or at least my fingers.

  29. Lmfao……Damn mcowles the Neon comeback was a good one.

    I think Davis was at the same theater as Jeremy.

    Which reminds me, this one time, at band camp. . . . .

  30. Um, mcowles, I hate to break it to you man, but you won’t be sharing the back seat of a Neon with any fat girls unless you rip the front seats out first. 😉

  31. lol @ Britishhobett … wouldn’t be the first I vomited in public.

    good to see malteaser back.

  32. *time

  33. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    @cupiscurse, I found it

    google ‘Vortex Vibrations Suction Vacuum Cleaner’ I think there is a youtube video out there showing a demonstration of how it works, using the bottom end of a tied up ball.oon

  34. Man, I hate people who make noise in a cinema. Then again, it’s their tenner they’ve wasted. Still, next time I see some chav pull her phone out and start calling someone, I’m gonna go over there and stamp on it.

    Then take it’s phone.


  35. I honestly didn’t think anybody could notice that. My fingering skills in the area of subtlety is slipping. Jeremy, I’m sorry if her moaning bothered your moviegoing experience.

  36. That’s definitely a teenage/early 20s thing. You never see a 40 year old getting fingered in public. At least I hope not.

  37. I don’t really want to see any girl get fingered in public, but I think its hilarious that Jeremy did!

  38. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    how did he even manage to see it? was he leaning forward and looking over one or the other’s shoulder???

  39. No monkey I seen it when I spilled my popcorn. It was like a train wreck, I just couldn’t look away. I did however find out why the floor was so sticky.

  40. I saw Iron Man 2 yesterday, though unfortunately the people in my cinema were there to watch the movie. Lame. The best I had was a woman sitting next to me who gasped whenever a character came onscreen.

  41. Wow…. I just told malteaser too that Lamebook didn’t edit comments, and it just happened to me! I had no idea I could be to offensive for this forum.

  42. @Mikefu: Same.

    Except for the gasping part. Guess I pick the wrong cinemas.

  43. Jeremy should have cheered her on by whispering words of encouragement in her ear…since he was already leaning forward to watch the action. If you’re getting fingered in public place, you are asking for an interactive audience. That would only make it more intense and exciting…I guess.

  44. in *a public place

  45. Allen, did you just copy and paste this on every post?

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