Hey Rachel, I’ll forgive you for your inappropiate wording, and I’ll tell you why.
This guy I haven’t known for that long, good guy, not dumb by any stretch, sent me a text the other day saying he couldn’t wait to give me his “undevoted” attention.
Now normally if I hanging with some dude who got his words so wrong like that, he would kicked to the kerb, but he just needs a few lessons.
Hmmm, unless that was exactly what he meant?
the protesting higher education reminds me of a shirt i once saw “College is overrated”. worn by a big redneck lady who was missing like all of her teeth.
The last one reminds me of a mate of mine that was going from door to door to collect money for the cancer prevention program with the slogan ‘money against cancer prevention’. Twat.
I hope Andy is a girl, cos that would make him gay if he is a guy who doesn’t know what the main vein is.
Joseph fails too, not because he is a geek but because he ALSO doesn’t know what the main vein is. At least he has a good working knowledge of the circulatory system.
EmKitt, sisters in the coat of arms, that’s cool.
Yeah people, I know it sounds weird to you US lovelies, but look it up if you’re bothered, all true.
Although one of my favourite all time shows “curb your enthusiasm”
just wouldn’t look right with kerb in the title, so I’m happy to mix it up.
Erm… the ‘curb’ in ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ is always spelt that way, as it’s the verb meaning ‘to limit’. ‘Kerb’ is a noun, its only meaning is ‘the edge of a pavement’ (or sidewalk, if you’re a non-Brit).
ahahahah finallyyyyyy lamebook accepts one of my submissions! AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. perfect. i submitted rachel’s status.. dag yo! she is always such a dumb girl!
…no Rachel’s totally right in her word usage. If her dreamboat hunk of a suitor had’ve done an inspection he wouldn’t have asked out her easily excitable arse. Do your homework fellas, ask for a full inspection. Gee, do you think she’s going to say yes?
I wanna protest the light metering in blackberry “smartphones”, that’s the worst exposed photo I’ve seen all day.
Now I’m off to drain a main vein, which colloquially means I’m pissing out of my dick in case you’re still in the dark you fucktard Andy.
Snip I think they menat “waiting” as “waiting on the train arriving” like you could be waiting on such a person arriving. In this case it’s waiting on the train arriving.
drain the main vein! LOL.
Hahahahahahahaha wow I have seriously laughed my ass off reading the first one …
lol
tell us how you really feel rachel.
lol
joseph sounds like the life of the party. with an extensive knowledge of cadavers.
Caps + Bad Grammar = Down’s Syndrome
I love that being asked to the dance by the SAME guy that asked you to the previous dance is unexpected.
I really love the third one. I’m not going to comment on it, cos I’ll ruin the funny. But I love it xD
Wow. She bought her smartphone for nothing.
malteaser he’s winning!
Hey Rachel, I’ll forgive you for your inappropiate wording, and I’ll tell you why.
This guy I haven’t known for that long, good guy, not dumb by any stretch, sent me a text the other day saying he couldn’t wait to give me his “undevoted” attention.
Now normally if I hanging with some dude who got his words so wrong like that, he would kicked to the kerb, but he just needs a few lessons.
Hmmm, unless that was exactly what he meant?
Higher education, lol.
Those people “protesting higher education” don’t really look like they’re waiting on the train. I would say they’re waiting on the platform.
the protesting higher education reminds me of a shirt i once saw “College is overrated”. worn by a big redneck lady who was missing like all of her teeth.
@ wordpervert: “kicked to the kerb?” really? not curb?
The last one reminds me of a mate of mine that was going from door to door to collect money for the cancer prevention program with the slogan ‘money against cancer prevention’. Twat.
@7 that’s an insult to those with down syndrome..
dc honey, I’m Australian, and it’s very feasible to spell it either way.
@ dcrearview
I think that was the joke
really? kerb is a word? I thought you were being funny.
Aww, poor little Andy and Higher Education Protester. Aren’t they precious?
Hey word, I was about to leap to your defence on the curb/kerb thing but I see you’ve got it covered. I didn’t know you were an Aussie. Me too!
… How uninspected.
greenstrings = FAIL
I hope someone punches Rachel in the face.
I hope Andy is a girl, cos that would make him gay if he is a guy who doesn’t know what the main vein is.
Joseph fails too, not because he is a geek but because he ALSO doesn’t know what the main vein is. At least he has a good working knowledge of the circulatory system.
EmKitt, sisters in the coat of arms, that’s cool.
Yeah people, I know it sounds weird to you US lovelies, but look it up if you’re bothered, all true.
Although one of my favourite all time shows “curb your enthusiasm”
just wouldn’t look right with kerb in the title, so I’m happy to mix it up.
Erm… the ‘curb’ in ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ is always spelt that way, as it’s the verb meaning ‘to limit’. ‘Kerb’ is a noun, its only meaning is ‘the edge of a pavement’ (or sidewalk, if you’re a non-Brit).
God I hate myself sometimes.
I know that mwnci, I do like to have a joke on occasion if you haven’t noticed.
I’m sorry, it’s 5.30 am here and I’ve just finished a shitty shift at my shitty job, so I’m a bit… slow
Also, I’ll get me coat.
ahahahah finallyyyyyy lamebook accepts one of my submissions! AND TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. perfect. i submitted rachel’s status.. dag yo! she is always such a dumb girl!
“How uninspected” Hahaha 🙂
…no Rachel’s totally right in her word usage. If her dreamboat hunk of a suitor had’ve done an inspection he wouldn’t have asked out her easily excitable arse. Do your homework fellas, ask for a full inspection. Gee, do you think she’s going to say yes?
I wanna protest the light metering in blackberry “smartphones”, that’s the worst exposed photo I’ve seen all day.
Now I’m off to drain a main vein, which colloquially means I’m pissing out of my dick in case you’re still in the dark you fucktard Andy.
Even if Joseph DOES know a lot about human anatomy, he still can’t spell the word “cadaver”.
Snip I think they menat “waiting” as “waiting on the train arriving” like you could be waiting on such a person arriving. In this case it’s waiting on the train arriving.
Oh my, the first one made me ACTUALLY lol. which lamebook hasnt done in a long time.