I feel so bad, but I can’t help but laugh at taboo, horrible, controversial subjects.
Uncertainty: It’s only confusing until someone answers your worries by walking towards a closet. (I suck at jokes, but I tried, damnit!)
I read a post one FML.com that said something like “Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my car, so I went into a nearby building and asked for a hanger. It was an abortion clinic. FML” That’s not verbatim, the story was deleted by the site.
@15 – Coat hangers are often used as a means of aborting an unborn fetus. You insert the coat hanger into the vagina and pop that baby like a zit. Voila! THIS BABY DEAD.
I do apologize for my apparent ignorance, but I’m just not familiar with that term. Abortion is quite a taboo subject here, or at least we don’t have any coat hanger jokes.
sigh, the combination of a missing semicolon and general failure of my stupid laptop’s trackpad ™ makes me think I should cease my effort at contributing, ciao ♚
Back in the Swinging Sixties when abortion was illegal i performed many of these so called ‘Backstreet Operations’
My weapon of choice was indeed the wire coat hanger, the operation itself was a bit like a cross between the board games Gone Fishing! and Hungry Hippos.
What’s with the abortion theme lately?
That will go down as a classic.
It took me a good two minutes to find out what was lame about this post, and when I clued in, I shat bricks.
DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ladyrisk:
I think it’s something like Pro-choice month or something. It’s at every college campus I’ve been to.
that’s not lame, it’s brilliant. Glad that Friday is not ending on the Dominique post!
It’s beautiful.
I feel so bad, but I can’t help but laugh at taboo, horrible, controversial subjects.
Uncertainty: It’s only confusing until someone answers your worries by walking towards a closet. (I suck at jokes, but I tried, damnit!)
I read a post one FML.com that said something like “Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my car, so I went into a nearby building and asked for a hanger. It was an abortion clinic. FML” That’s not verbatim, the story was deleted by the site.
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/09/23/fire-the-marketing-people/
This isn’t lame, just fucked up.
on*
PMSL
brilliant.
Urgh *puke*
That is despicable.
Yeah.. I don’t get it..
Hang yourself.
@15 – Coat hangers are often used as a means of aborting an unborn fetus. You insert the coat hanger into the vagina and pop that baby like a zit. Voila! THIS BABY DEAD.
I do apologize for my apparent ignorance, but I’m just not familiar with that term. Abortion is quite a taboo subject here, or at least we don’t have any coat hanger jokes.
OMG.
@savagediana (or really, to anyone who knows how to do this)
How do you get a picture with your comment on LB?
Off subject, but since I’ve already spoken my piece, I just wanted to throw a question out here.
Thanks in advance for any and all replies. 🙂
LOL @fealkj!!! THIS BABY DEAD. So wrong yet so hilarious!
Good call. I hate wrinkly babies.
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sigh, the combination of a missing semicolon and general failure of my stupid laptop’s trackpad ™ makes me think I should cease my effort at contributing, ciao ♚
☝ How cute!
A shove down the steps from the third floor will work also. This is exceptionally useful if she is not willing to have an abortion.
😉
@ defective It has the added bonus of possibly injuring her enough that she becomes sterile. Think for the future, I always say.
…this is it? Usually there’s at least a few of these pictures.
Keona go to gravatar.com
Thank you, Saffer.
I feel so bad for laughing at this…
you’re welcome!
Back in the Swinging Sixties when abortion was illegal i performed many of these so called ‘Backstreet Operations’
My weapon of choice was indeed the wire coat hanger, the operation itself was a bit like a cross between the board games Gone Fishing! and Hungry Hippos.
except with coat hangers and dead babies.
an episode from ‘Wire in the blood’ would seem appropriate