Thursday, December 23, 2010

A Lengthy Lesson from Dad

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  1. 143rd

  2. 144th?

  3. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    Who the fuck posts this kind of shit on Facebook?

  4. This has to be a frape.

  5. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    One hopes.

  6. LOL.

    that is all.

  7. Dear Dad,
    Fuck off and die. Well… at least wait til you’re sure you’re current on your life insurance policy payments.

  8. Seems kinda fake, but at least it’s a dick joke. Those are ALWAYS funny, regardless of context.

  9. This is very similar to my family. My father’s side is quite well endowed, but I ended up with a little nubbin. The molestation was bad enough due to their size, but I really thought their laughing at my junk was just piling on.

  10. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    Soup if this is your definition of little nubbin then I would like to see the endowed size.

  11. I once had a penis extension….. my house looks fucking stupid now, but we do have a very roomy kitchen.

  12. And on that note i’m fucking off for a bit over the festive season.

    Whilst i don’t celebrate the birth of the Little Lord Holey-hands myself, I think it’s only fair to let those locked in my basement have a few days of festive fun.

    Merry Cuntmas wankers, stick one up your bum for me!

  13. I can’t believe no one here has asked if it really does work. Inquiring minds want to know.

  14. Merry Christmas all you crazy lamebookers! Enjoy the festivities 🙂

  15. just a question why are some peoples names gray and others blue?

  16. Well, at least soup’s got decent taste in music….

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