Thursday, December 23, 2010

Background Checks

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  1. Will someone explain the last one?

  2. the dude in black on the left has a boner.

    at least that’s what I think its supposed to be

  3. @buckfarack Guy in all black is pitching a tent.

  4. 1/ Rob Reiner was Jaws all along. I knew it.

    2/ Brian’s explanation is retarded.

    3/ I’d be more concerned about the fact that semen appears to be leaking from her belly button than anything else.

    4/ Looks to me like he’s got his left hand in his pocket and is re-tucking some of his shirt with the right. Or he’s poppin’ wood. Could be lunch meat, could be peaches…

  5. @_isglory: I think that is her bellybutton ring.

    In all these photos, I don’t understand how they don’t check the background before publishing.

  6. What, on Earth, is a belly button ring?

  7. #1 – wow, the oil spill really fucked Swamp Thing up.

    #2 – Brian must either be blind or stupid, because I can plainly see (therefore confirm) there is a blow-up doll in the picture. If denying responsibility, take the good ol’ Congressional hearing method: I’m not at liberty to discuss my involvement.

    #3 – @_isglory; judging from the face she’s making, she was expecting that load in another orifice.

    Kudos on your rack though Tiffanie, made me miss the baby at first.

    #4 – Bonerman aside, sure seems like the male/female ratio at that party is leaning toward “sausage fest”.

  8. Really? Well, some girls decide to pierce their belly button to look more sexy when they wear a short shirts… You must know about it.

  9. @Comments Nice observation on the sausagefest. As it were, Johnny Cash aka Bonerman, probably won’t be seeing any tail.

    Competition’s a little stiff.

    Get it? I slay me.

  10. @somethingclever I’m aware of belly buttons, and I’m aware of rings. I am also aware that what’s protruding from her midsection in no way resembles a ring.

    I was being crass with the semen trickle. Now, I’m just being a dick. My apologies.

  11. @_is

    Or at least the competition is making him a little stiff.

    Also, lamebook spelled “Background” wrong in the title – can we submit them for terrible type-o’s?

  12. @_isglory Hahahah :)I understand. It makes sense what you say. I had to google it to be sure now, but they are all called “rings”. Which is weird. 🙂

    No need for apologies, at least not to me 🙂 All in good spirit 😀

  13. Sure lamebook, correct your spelling and make me look like a douche.

  14. 1. So it’s a whale that’s dangerously close to beaching itself. It’s nature…gosh…

    2. I can neither confirm, nor deny, that I am laughing.
    3. I don’t see anything wrong, just a MILF.
    4. That’s a big ‘un for a fat guy. Usually the fat just swallows it, to add to itself.

  15. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    Why the hell is that guy sporting a boner in a sausagefest?

  16. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    Also is that hand trying to unhook that old chick’s bra?

  17. #3- no bedskirt? what is this world coming to?!

  18. What a stupid party. A tiny hotel room, and some dude named Brian and the three girls he took a whack at.

    Also, doesn’t it look kinda like they’re in a church in pic#4?

  19. Dun-dun. Dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN! Candygram.

  20. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water… Paedogramps strikes again!

    Jillian I bought the doll just in case either of the two ugly fuckers in the photo escaped.

    Tiffanie obviously understands that ‘One in the mouth is worth two in the bush.’

    Oooooh close call! That’s my arm in photo four, I’m about to chloroform Little Red Suckinghood. Nearly caught me out there guys!

  21. I can see it now…
    Commenter: AWWWW, look at you! Baby you look so cute!
    Tiffanie: omg thx lol
    Commenter: NOT YOU BITCH! There’s a baby in the background.

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