Wednesday, March 2, 2011

A Pair of Pun-Smiths

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  1. zombieseatbrains

    i wish i was their friend so i could bust their balls for being retarded.

  2. normaisnotnormal

    I feel dumb, but I don’t get it.
    What happened with Lance Armstrong’s man parts?

  3. I miss the days when people were funny.

  4. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I see Lamebook is not going to give up on trying to force us to like puns.

  5. Why so many “pun” posts. Why. They are neither clever nor amusing.

  6. slicingupeyeballs

    normaisnotnormal, I think it refers to how, after he was the first man on the moon, Lance Armstrong took up bicyle racing, and he commented how gravity and lycra really squashed your balls after being weightless while wearing a nice, roomy space suit…

  7. Way to make fun of a guy who beat the odds with testicular cancer. That’s pathetic. Seriously, that shit spread to his brain and lungs and he still managed a successful career as an athlete.
    Kids these days need to learn more respect.

  8. @pooka, dont have a ball man…

  9. I enjoy puns but repeating the same ones over and over is like hearing a joke you’ve already heard. It’s just not funny anymore.

  10. @normaisnotnormal Well, Pooka answered this. Cancer happened–many years ago, though. Hence Livestrong.

  11. #7 Shooting up massive amounts of steroids can cause testicular cancer. So get of yer fucking high horse, it is ok to make fun about testicular cancer if it is self-inflicted.

    Besides, having just one ball gave him an unfair advantage over the other cyclist. Less drag and better aerodynamics…

  12. If he’s only got one gonad does that make him a unicyclist?

    My grandad was a Cancerian which is a coincidence considering how he died…. he was killed by a Giant Crab.

  13. Yeah stealing jokes off jimmy carr now. Tut. Tut.

  14. #13 What has the “everybody can quite smoking” guy have to do with it?

  15. ….um.

  16. #15 Glad that’s settled then.

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