I really can’t stomach reading the African American vernacular posts on here, it makes me feel a combination of drunk and seasick with someone yelling at me in CAPS!
I was attempting to catch the attention of a couple of particular attractive ladies who were walking outside my apartment, when I felt a tremor from the floor. I entertained the possibility that the phenomenon was caused by my downstairs Caucasian neighbor, so I called out to him:
“My good man, would you do me a favor and be a little less rambunctious?”
Soon thereafter, my walls also started trembling, causing me to exclaim:
“I must say, sir! Whatever is going on down there?”
Then I went outside and purchased a meal at a store of the fast-food francise McDonald’s, where a great number of other people were also waiting to place their order.
#1 – lol, touche.
#2 – meh
#3 – lololol!!
#4 – didn’t bother to read after “I WUZ”
oh and, FIRST!!!!!!
People need to start posting more funny shit.
There was an earthquake?
I like the third one because it’s so true. A 5.8 magnitude earthquake in a well-developed area is not that big a deal.
Dear God won’t someone think of the sunscreen bottles!!!!!!
The first one was asking for it, lol. The last one and the second one are… just smh.
I like that she gives the full name of her friend who was beating his meat, and that LB didn’t blur it.
I really can’t stomach reading the African American vernacular posts on here, it makes me feel a combination of drunk and seasick with someone yelling at me in CAPS!
Ebonics-to-English translation:
I was attempting to catch the attention of a couple of particular attractive ladies who were walking outside my apartment, when I felt a tremor from the floor. I entertained the possibility that the phenomenon was caused by my downstairs Caucasian neighbor, so I called out to him:
“My good man, would you do me a favor and be a little less rambunctious?”
Soon thereafter, my walls also started trembling, causing me to exclaim:
“I must say, sir! Whatever is going on down there?”
Then I went outside and purchased a meal at a store of the fast-food francise McDonald’s, where a great number of other people were also waiting to place their order.
@enolareverof I hope it didn’t take you long to come up with that, ‘cos it was, in. no. way. what. so. ever. FUCKINGORIGINAL.
@crustylovelips: Not as original as your novel approach to punctuation, I see.