I only get away with these things because you are stupid. Any sensible person who had suspicions about my activities would have made those calls the night before
Sincerely,
Son of a Bitch
P.S. Please pick me up in the emergency room. I had alcohol poisoning, and apparently, a severe case of syphilis.
Joke that i heard. Might have further variants. ‘Difference between men and women’:
Woman spends all nite out with another guy. Come morning, husband asks where she’d been. She says with her girl friend. Husband calls 15 of her closest friends. All of them deny she was with them last nite.
Guy spends all nite out. Wife asks where he’d been. He says with his buddy. She calls 15 of his buddies. All 15 of them confirm he was with them, 3 of them say he is still there with them.
SSS TTT EEE V V EEE RRR
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Shit.
^Fail
total fail. twist of an old (but rather decent) joke
Dear Suspicious Mom,
I only get away with these things because you are stupid. Any sensible person who had suspicions about my activities would have made those calls the night before
Sincerely,
Son of a Bitch
P.S. Please pick me up in the emergency room. I had alcohol poisoning, and apparently, a severe case of syphilis.
Haha, Soup!
Frylock, what’s the original joke?
Joke that i heard. Might have further variants. ‘Difference between men and women’:
Woman spends all nite out with another guy. Come morning, husband asks where she’d been. She says with her girl friend. Husband calls 15 of her closest friends. All of them deny she was with them last nite.
Guy spends all nite out. Wife asks where he’d been. He says with his buddy. She calls 15 of his buddies. All 15 of them confirm he was with them, 3 of them say he is still there with them.
this guy has awesome friends!