Tuesday, October 5, 2010

A Swift Status

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  1. Justin Bieber jokes=old as hell. Has anyone tried to become a stuttering rapper? Might be cool.

  2. Oh, and Ben, apparently. Yay.

  3. Luke FTW

  4. I find it amazing that David came back from the dead.

  5. I feel like Andres took that idea from Demetri Martin.

  6. Haven’t seen it, girlskill, but it definitely sounds like him.

  7. Lukes comment = morbidly hilarious. And then I felt guilty.

  8. Glam, I’m in the same boat.

  9. Talking of cadavers, Justin Bieber jokes.

  10. There was a ‘comedy’ single in the 80s (or possibly early 90s) by Morris Major and the Minors called “Stutter Rap (No Sleep Til Bedtime)”

  11. I agree with the local friendly hobo… Justin Bieber jokes are so cadaver…

  12. Bieber jokes and twilight jokes; Can we just stop now? It was funny briefly but no longer. Like Mr Bean.

  13. Richard Curtis wants to make more Mr. Bean but then again Richard Curtis hasn’t had an original idea in about twenty two years.

  14. Curtis sucks.

  15. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

  16. I give Curtis and Elton a pass for most things because of Blackadder

  17. I will never forgive him for that piece of shite, Love Actually.

  18. Yeah, that was atrocious. But Blackadder!

  19. His sins far outweigh his good deeds.

    The Boat That Rocked! Gah! Kill me, kill me now.

  20. But without him we wouldn’t have had Blackadder, therefore life would have been much worse.
    Yes, Curtis and Elton, line them against a wall and shoot them in the head.
    But let them write Blackadder first.

  21. girlskill, you’re thinking of when Demetri Martin says something like having a stutter is like starting words with a drumroll. Also, the reason there are no B Batteries is because to order them sounds like you’re stuttering: b-batteries. Not exactly the same joke, but close enough.

  22. The other day I heard a song at the hockey game I was at. I asked my buddy who it was that was singing, and he said “Justin Bieber”. I laughed and told him I thought it was a girl. True Story.

  23. Aw, Ben Elton gets a bad rep because his standup is shit, but he’s a pretty damn amazing author. Except for his newest book, that was shit too.

    But yeah, Curtis gets respect from me for writing Blackadder (though it got a lot better when Elton came on board), he’d just get a lot more of it if he hadn’t spent thirteen years infecting this country with the Vicar of fucking Dibley.

  24. I love Dawn French.

  25. David and Luke FTW. That girl might be suicidal or that was a really bad joke…

  26. And Wordpervert’s views just got disregarded by a court order from everyone with sanity.
    But I’d still do her.

  27. Ok I have no idea what the hell Blackadder is …. I’m searching google…

  28. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackadder
    for those like me who needed a clue…. p.s. I love Hugh Laurie lol

  29. Dawn French will cover your children in mayonnaise and eat them, and that must be true cause I read it in the Daily Mail.

  30. I don’t care what anyone thinks. I love her. Yes, she’s fat, no doubt (and you know how I despise fatties), but she gets a pass… just like the one you give to Curtis, Pedantic, so be quiet, you old bugger.

  31. I don’t dislike her because she’s fat, I dislike her because she’s as funny as a kitten with no legs and AIDS (which is, admittedly funny, but only occasionally)
    And you know you love me really oh Wordy my Perv.

  32. I think she’s funny. You don’t. You like Curtis (for some things), I don’t. We’re even. Oh, and you’re right about the last part, but don’t tell anyone.

  33. Sadly, you don’t like Blackadder so you get nowhere near my bathing suit area.

  34. Eh, if you say so. I tried Blackadder on for size many, many times. It just didn’t fit. If we liked all the same things, how goddamn boring would that be? There’d be no opportunity for make-up sex.

  35. Or angry sex while we’re arguing about it.

  36. Now you’re talking.

  37. Or arguing, as the case may be.

  38. #1 Enough with the fucking Bieber jokes. They’re becoming as old and annoying as Twilight jokes. We get it: It’s gay.

    (no I’m not some fan-girl to either, quite the opposite, but old meme jokes are old)

    #5 Nick hit the nail on the head, much like The Jews did with Jesus.
    #2 HAHAHAHAHA omg, that was so- *ROFLS* -_-
    #3 Luke gets a internet high five
    #4 I too would like my own personal DJ friend. If ever an awkward situation arises, I can say, “lay out some phat beats!” *snaps and points to stuttering friend*

  39. I’m with the old pedant on this. Blackadder is ace.
    Edmund: I trust you had a pleasant evening, sir…?

    George: Well, no, actually. The most extraordinary thing happened. Last night, I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire Club, and some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.

    Edmund: Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir.

    George: You’re right, it is absurd.

    Edmund: …unless, of course, it was a particularly *stupid* donkey.

    George: You see? If only *I’d* thought of saying that…

    Edmund: Well, it is so often the way, sir, too late one thinks of what one *should* have said. Sir Thomas More, for instance — burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism — must have been kicking himself, as the flames licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say, “I recant my Catholicism.”

  40. Desregarding the idiotically long comment above me, does anyone understand the second post? >.>

  41. ^ If you take out the double line spacing, it’s not *that* long. And it’s funny. So’s the 2nd post, but not quite as much.

  42. peenmaster, the second post is Nick’s attempt at being amusing. He fails. Badly. He apparently asks that same question when browsing the “Fiction” section of a bookstore. Yeah right. Fucking idiot.

    Actually, this whole post sucks, hence the thread turning into a discussion about Richard Curtis, Blackadder, and the fantastic Dawn French.

  43. someone on my frineds list posted that “ch ch chill” status as well. must be a copy & paste type thing.

  44. In Soviet Russia, you don’t hit puberty, puberty hits you.

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