Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Acute Blonde

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  1. I’d still hit it.

  2. But only in an equilateral position. Heyooooo.

  3. Poor girl… I have never seen the movie but isn’t Meg Ryan the lead? I’ll have to look it up now.

  4. ifitwerentformyhorse

    LOL yeah it’s Meg Ryan, not Nicole “Kiddmen”

  5. yeah…she got pretty much every detail of the movie wrong, from the plot to the soundtrack to the actress to the fact that it’s good…

  6. Thank you for bringing “heyooooo” back, commish. 🙂

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I second that thank you.

    I’m just glad Dominic’s friends didn’t join in and turn this into one of those fucking Pun Parades.

  8. Bruce Williss is all sorts of awesomes in that movie.

  9. Julia Roberts looked very young in that movie, and the part when Bruce Willis fall from the nacatomi building was crazy I was like “dude ur not a spirit thingy anymore”

  10. pheelyks, “Iris” by the Goo Goo dolls is on the soundtrack. She got that part right. Don’t know why I need to defend her, except that she has so little going for her that I want her to have this one small victory.

  11. awww that’s kind of cute though! she’s so excited and everything. I mean, she is probably quite young and that movie is a little old by now. So she is probably mixing up the details the same as I would mix the details about some ‘classic’ movies. And Meg Ryan hasn’t been in shit for a while.

  12. Speaking of Nicole Kidman, sometimes I can’t tell the difference between her and Naomi Watts. Sometimes they both have that same glacial face thing going on.

  13. notwiththeotherhand

    anyone else notice that she even got the title wrong? city of angles… really?

  14. anyone notice that is exactly how the joke started hence ‘acute’ and ‘obtuse’ haha to the person above.

  15. I’m thinking that notwiththeotherhand doesn’t get it… obtuse maybe???

  16. No. Very acute mind actually.
    I’m sure.

  17. powerstanceyall

    notwiththeotherhand is wallace.

  18. #13 what a lovely fail. I LOLed at that, thank you 🙂

  19. “spirtit” lollage

  20. I don’t mean to dissect this post down to the n-th degree, but Dominic makes all the right moves. He sets the hook with his first comment and then just reels her in. Don’t get me wrong, Nicole seems like a sweet kid, but I wouldn’t cosine a lease with her…

  21. *co-sign

  22. HAHAHA @ “notwiththeotherhand.”

  23. To be honest, moniker, judging from the things Nicole said, I don’t even think she would know what a trigonometric function even is…

  24. Oh, thanks keightpasa, how embarrassing. After some serious reflection, your post has given me the inclination to keep the incidence of misspelling to an absolute minimum. Sorry, now I’m rambling… I go off on tangents sometimes…

    @dos46 – 😉

  25. keightpasa fucks up too!!!

  26. Wow, people just keep proofing that math puns are just not their thing

  27. Okay, seriously… your comments made me actually laugh out loud and made me sign up just to post that!

  28. … she’s watching ‘The Others’ loool

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